A.L.E. is now giving out awards to
those bands that deserve them. Woo hoo!
A.L.E. is now giving out awards to
those bands that deserve them. Woo hoo!
| Yes, The "Your Band Is Worse
Than Ours" Award. Be the envy of all the other bands across the land! APPLY and
tell us why you deserve this award more than anyone else! If you think your music is bad
enough to induce vomitting, then chances are this award is right up your alley! Just think
how cool it would look on your band's website! We've heard a lot of music that has made us
want to puke before, so finally a.l.e. brings you this exquisite award! So send us your
email, send us your sound clips, send us anything but your own puke! Chances are, after we
hear your music, there will be plenty of chunks to go around! *We have our first winner!* J.P. & The Dinosaurs, recently applied for our prestigious award and we decided to check out there site. We already had known about the tons of horrible reviews they had received from Richmond's many cynical music columnists. We think they're pretty funny just because they must spend so much money on advertising, but the sound clips we heard on their site sealed the deal. They are officially, the first winners of our "Your Band Is Worse Than Ours!" award. Hell, they're so bad that they can't even put the award they won up on their website for people to see, so you know they suck. hahaha. So who's next? Could it be your band??? COMING SOON: The "Your Band's Website Is Worse Than Ours" Award! Stay tuned! |