｛bbreviated. life. expectancy. : Carmen

Name : Carmen San Diablo

Age : unknown

Sex : with Kentucky Jones

Weight : "the hat adds 20 lbs!"

Education : San Diego Institute of Espionage

Last Tetnis Shot : after sex with Kentucky Jones

"What You Would Do For A Klondike Bar?" : I'd eat bad lettuce.

Honors : Top-rated spy on earth.

Hobbies : Figuring out ways to kill someone with random objects: pens, chicken wings, etc.

Favorite Book : The Spy vs. Spy Collection

Favorite Quote : "Stupid Americans"

Biography :

Carmen refuses to reveal anything about her background, so there will be no biography.