| ¡Kreditz! Abbreviated.
Life. Expectancy. would like to thank the following: Consumable Blue-Colored Products, Pac-Man, Kip Winger, The new and improved stage-dive ball, husband-beaters, accordians, First Video, Tree Bark, Steve Oedekerk (aka: GOD), UPC codes, Waffle House, Atheism, Cynicism, car horns, Danger Mouse, Vegetarians for providing us with more meat to eat, Meatatarians, Christopher Walken, Boo-Berry, Gargoyles, James Earl Jones, Carney Lansford, Pasta Roni, Urinal Cakes, Funnel Cakes, Spice Classics, Carpets, Slingshots, the pair of sai, Meat and Milk, Intellivision, The Tick and the Man-Eating Cow, Ash, Clown Masks, Fiddler Crabs, Thrift Shops, Velcro, Answer City, Mapcom Systems, Caffeine, DoD, Denis Leary, Sloth from The Goonies, Anybody who has recently killed a hippie, El Paso, Ulcers, Zantac, Boredom (without you, A.L.E. would never have become a reality), "Big 80s", Steel Drums, FIFA Soccer, Rick Bayan, Katherine Whalen, IQ testers, Chevy Chase, Golf Digest, The Manor House, Twizzlers, picante salse, 2600 magazine, The Jerk, Skeletor and MOSS MAN, DrexHELL Univershitty, Glurp, RoboForce, High Strung, Grog!, Everlast, Crate, Washburn, Casio, Evil Inside, Black-Cherry Gulpsters from 7-11, anything that doesn't cost money, EtherNet, Calamares, Stickers, Pinhead, paintball guns and the people who we've shot with them. Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. would not like to thank the following: Humanity, RVA, hippies, sunday school, militant scenesters, politics, tree-huggers, electric shock therapy, poetry readings, Drugs (for not killing enough people), raves, fraternities, the jerk that put a religious pamphlet in with our Halloween candy, Demi Whore, optimism, television, taxes and anybody who doesn't own our tape! |