¡abbreviated. life. expectancy. : Evanderhoëf Rolnichek

Name : Evanderhoëf Rolnichek

Age : 42

Sex : Never

Weight : 63.2kg/m²

Education : Ph.D. in NeoMathematics and NeoRelativity at the University of Maximegalon

Last Tetnus Shot : 6 Jul 3468

"What You Would Do For A Klondike Bar?" : Nothing at all, bitch! Eskimo Pie in yo face, motherfucker.

Honors : Nobel Peace Prize for the Gerbil Cannon Non-Proliferation Act

Hobbies : Neutron Displacement and

Favorite Book : any book with pictures

Favorite Quote : "veni, vidi, vici"

Biography : CLASSIFIED