｛bbreviated. life. expectancy. : Macon

Name : Macon

Age : Average

Sex : That's none of your damned business!

Weight : portly

Education : Fishburne Institute of The Cramps

Last Tetnis Shot : 16/02/85

"What You Would Do For A Klondike Bar?" : I'd drive to Waffle House and back at 2am!

Honors : Named "Macon" 1976

Hobbies : Golfing in the Swiss Alps

Favorite Book : How To Become A Masseuse

Favorite Quote : "Lemme tell you a little 'Stowray'!!"

Biography :

Once upon a time, I slept on a couch. The end.