POSTERS? POSTERS!? OH ALRIGHT...
abbreviated. life.
expectancy. presents:
"Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome - THE POSTER!"
| Yup, it's true. We've got some damn
shnazzy full-color posters to promote our newest album, "Negative
Patient Healthcare Outcome". These posters have only been produced in a
limited number, and chances are we won't print them ever again! (actually that's a lie,
but we have to make it sound like this is a once in a lifetime chance or you won't buy
it!) Just look at it, how can you deny yourself such beautiful artwork? Most museums would KILL to have this hanging on the walls! This is your chance to own something better than a Picasso... own artwork representing something you truly give a damn about: US! "Kryste, why can't you just sell music? You had to sell posters too didn't you... (sigh) ... alright, how much are they?" GLAD YOU ASKED!! The posters are only 2 bux! That's right, for only 2 bux you get to make this the centerpiece of any room! A great conversation starter at parties. Buy lots of them and use it for wallpaper if you like! Point is, this is damn nice artwork, the print quality is real good and it's only 2 bux. Normally, you could buy some fries and a soda for 2 bux, but we're offering you this poster at that extremely low price. So what's it gonna be? The fries and soda or the poster? Yeah, that's what we thought, but go ahead and buy the poster anyway! If you want to purchase this poster, send $2.00 to: Roger Barr (attn:
ALE) We accept checks, money orders, well-hidden cash, and the severed head of your best friend. So when paying for this album, choose wisely! *Note: If you've already ordered a.l.e. albums or merchandise in the past, email us about special discount prices on our albums just for you! Email all order inquiries/questions to: ale99@hotmail.com Still not convinced that this is the music for you? Then click HERE to hear some sound clips before you buy! ***NOTICE***: Lot's of people have been sending us checks and making them out to "Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy." Look people, our ID's don't say "abbreviated. life. expectancy." on them, so make all checks out to "Roger Barr" if you must write a check for a measly few bucks. We prefer cash, but hey, checks will do. But don't make us argue with the banks about the check not being made out to the correct name, cuz we won't even bother. Email us if you have any questions or you are one of the people who sent us a check made out to A.L.E. and we'll work something out no problemo. WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT OUR
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