¡abbreviated. life. expectancy. : Vodka Smirnoff

Name : Vodka Smirnoff

Age : 57.6

Sex : No Comment

Weight : Triple XLT

Education : Bachelor in Fine Arts for Bass Fishing from Greater Greater Utah

Last Tetnis Shot : 10/31/2004

"What You Would Do For A Klondike Bar?" : Stay sober for a day

Honors : Nobel Prize winnder in 1847 for coming up with the original storyboard for Bambi

Hobbies : Drinking, Sex, Drinking, and Drinking

Favorite Book : A Clockwork Orange

Favorite Quote : "I'll get back to you on that one"

Biography :

I was raised by Benji and Lassie and was troubled by having to keep my brother "Beave" out of trouble. AND THE REST IS NONE OF YOUR DAMNED BUSINESS!!!