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Don’t fear the reaper, fear the pickle?

Having already received a load of emails about this, I figure I should post about it now before more of them flood in. There's a girl who has a pickle phobia and she recently appeared on the Maury Povich show, where he unashamedly terrorized her some more. You can see a clip of it here. "Pickles are destroying my life! The shape... the texture of it... the color... euuueghhh!" I love watching Maury's false concern for her while he has his staff bring out large trays filled with pickles. Then again, I can't deny that I wouldn't love to meet this girl while dressed in full PickleMan gear. Perhaps placing a pickle hat on her head would finally cure her of her fears. Then again, maybe it'd kill her. Eh... worth the risk.

The pickles... Pickles... PICKLES!

In other news, I just got word from our pals over at StagKnight that they're going to be hosting a video gaming contest on their site next month. According to them, whoever gets the highest score by the end of the contest will win "a big exclusive prize." Now while the game isn't up on their site yet, you can get some practice with it on Newgrounds. It's a fun lil' flash game anyway where you get to play as StagKnight and you kill a bunch of Boy Scouts. So start practicing and keep an eye on the StagKnight site for when the contest launches next month!

Weird lookin' boyscout, eh?

And speaking of contests, we just started up a new one here on I-Mockery. We've already got the Inspector Gadget contest going on and now we've just put up a contest for the Strangers With Candy DVD set! Strangers With Candy is easily one of my all-time favorite comedy shows and it deserves much more recognition than it ever received. Check it out and also be sure to check out the Strangers With Candy movie that's finally hitting theatres next month.



Catsimboy (Guest) on 06/29/2006 3:53 am

What the hell is she afraid the pickles will do? I'd understand if she was allergic to pickles. I mean if I was allergic to peanuts I'd be afraid of anybody holding a suspicious white bread sandwich.


Trash (Guest) on 06/29/2006 5:33 am

Holy Jesus Mary Christ i nearly choked on my coke on that pickle video.


Jason Kane (Guest) on 06/29/2006 8:04 am

LOL i caught a bit of that show when i was channel surfing.


AngryHydralisk (Guest) on 06/29/2006 8:07 am

There's plenty of crazy phobias out there! Phobia of taking a left turn. Phobia of having peanut butter on the roof of your mouth. Phobia of the sky. Phobia of mirrors. Phobia of having a phobia.


Dauss (Guest) on 06/29/2006 8:47 am A list of all known fears, irrational and otherwise.

Phobia of having an erection..?


Steve (Guest) on 06/29/2006 11:17 am

Oh man that made my day!


Adam (Guest) on 06/29/2006 3:48 pm

OMG! That was so horribly funny, how could anyone have such an irrational fear? That guy in the audiance laughing was great.
That game on Newgrounds is pretty sweet too.


AIF (Guest) on 07/01/2006 12:41 am

I saw that video a couple days ago. Dane Cook's "pickle schpiel" was the first thing to pop into my head. You know: back when he was funny?

Strangers with Candy movie!!! Life sucks a little bit less, now.



AngryHydralisk (Guest) on 07/01/2006 7:12 am

I found out POGS have made a valiant return. Needless to say the experimental 90s are trying to leak itself into the 00s. What's next, the fantastic return of Scrambled Porn!?


-RoG- (Guest) on 07/02/2006 1:39 am

AIF, yeah I can't say I'm into Cook. His Kool-Aid thing was funny 'n all as was some of his earlier material, but when I heard his latest double-CD comedy album, I wanted to punch him (as opposed to a baby). Just seems like one of those guys where the fame has gone to his head and quickly taken its toll on the quality of his work.

AngryHydralisk, haha... good ol' POGS! I still have my set of "The Tick" pogs stored away somewhere actually. SPOON!


Soda Popinski (Guest) on 07/02/2006 8:34 pm


Stupid American woman afraid of pickles!

I think I shall mock her some more!


God I need a drink!



loler skates (Guest) on 07/05/2006 5:32 pm


Wow, that's some classic acting. If I were to take a Freudian perspective I think Mariah is actually afraid of PENIS.


orange (Guest) on 07/13/2006 11:09 am

HJAHAHAHAHAHA! if you look at the lower left cornar of the pic, it says shes also afraid of musturd! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Link (Guest) on 01/28/2007 6:30 am



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