CarpetGnome on 06/02/2008 3:30 am

Hmm..... perhaps the word "infested" she used was from the "anglo-skankson" root, festidomium.... meaning to be crawling with micro-cosmic creatures, like humans (the idea/reality was made popular by Sir Reginald Pickle) called wee folk or microphallic entities(MPEs),and those are prostitute-tranny MPEs.

Or she is just so mad that her brain became as small as mine.

CaptainPants (Guest) on 06/02/2008 4:15 am

I think it's pretty redundant to question her intelligence. I mean, she married Charlie Sheen. It's a miracle that she can string together any sentences.

Mac Brookman on 06/02/2008 4:30 am

Oh my, where did it all go wrong?

Pentegarn on 06/02/2008 4:48 am

And here I thought Charlie Sheen's sperm was just like all other Hollywood sperm, infused with cocaine and booze.

Colonel Flagg on 06/02/2008 5:45 am

Perhaps it's a typo, and she really meant "ingested" - after all, "f" and "g" are right there next to each other on the keyboard. Plus, that would make sense, as I'm sure many prostitutes and trannys have been sucking on Charlie's dick.

If I were her, that's how I'd spin it, anyway.

SPOooON (Guest) on 06/02/2008 7:21 am

Could be, but how would one get the sperm out again? Also, would it still be viable?

SPOooON (Guest) on 06/02/2008 8:12 am

And would a prostitute willingly give up mr Sheen's sperm?

wobzire on 06/02/2008 8:19 am

I had a dream that Sheen played Iron Man. Just remebering that has ruined my day.

monsterforge (Guest) on 06/02/2008 3:51 pm

MR SHEEN HIM HAVE SPATIAL ANOMALY IN HIM URETHRA!!!

Fast Eddy (Guest) on 06/02/2008 4:08 pm

In every picture of her since Charlie, if you ignore the fake smile, her eyes look so scared and sad.

Before she just had this empty gaze thing going on, but now every pic i see of her depresses me.

Poop on a Stick (Guest) on 06/02/2008 5:52 pm

What I get from the whole affair is that Charlie Sheen is pretty much like his character, Charlie Harper, on that show Two-and-a-half Men. It makes the show even more entertaining because I can imagine that the show is really his life.... kind of like an unintentional reality show.

ColdFusion (Guest) on 06/02/2008 6:20 pm

What's sad is, even if she meant infected, that still doesn't work. You can't infect sperm with a propensity for prostitution or trannydom.. though supposedly pot decreases its numerousness.

Musou (Guest) on 06/02/2008 6:29 pm

Prostitute-tranny-infested... jeeze what does that make her kids? Pretty scary.

Nick on 06/02/2008 6:37 pm

Never doubt Charlie Sheen.

-RoG- on 06/02/2008 7:13 pm

I just want Charlie Sheen to do another "Hot Shots" movie. With all the shit like "Scary Movie" and "Date Movie" these days, it'd be nice to have a spoof flick that actually generates some decent laughs for a change.

"Men At Work II" would be nice too. "Don't ever mess with another man's fries."

Fear N Loathing on 06/02/2008 7:53 pm

I'm with RoG... call it "Men at Work: Middle Age"

The scene where him and his bro Estevez goig "It's time to do the nasty.." "No... not the nasty..."
Never laughed so loud before in my life...

Dungeonbrownies on 06/02/2008 9:46 pm

I look at it every time and think to myself, how can charlie have brought himself to cheat on THAT. I could understand if she was nasty and mean, but she's just so damn attractive its ridiculous.

Tom the Bomb (Guest) on 06/02/2008 9:57 pm

I never understood the appeal of Charlie Sheen. To me it always seemed like you could replace him with absolutely anybody in any one of his movies and it wouldn't make a difference to me. Denise Richards on the other hand... She's babe-o-rific. I'm inclined to agree that she doesn't need any more Sheen-min in her body. My sperm, on the other hand, is completely tyranny-free.

Poxpower on 06/03/2008 1:50 am

Anyone remembers the Seinfeld episode where George stares at her tits and it gets their NBC pilot deal canceled because she's the daughter of the NBC boss?

She was totally hot. And like 16.

Duct Tape Ninja on 06/03/2008 6:36 pm

I take pride in simply watching stars like these squirm.

gr8bishie on 06/07/2008 12:48 pm

Oh, dear... I imagine passing a transsexual in one's semen must be uncomfortable. In any case, it seems like Miss Richards has been watching too much Rocky Horror.

Mr. Canacorn (Guest) on 06/12/2008 6:15 pm

So, Ms. Richards isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer...but Transsexual porn actress, Meghan Chavalier, claims she's been with a celeb who has the initials C.S. on page 163 of her book, CONFESSIONS OF A TRANSSEXUAL PORN STAR.

This actor was "drunk and high on something" and it was "around the time that he was going through all of his drug problems." According to Ms. C, he had his limo driver bring up a bunch of sex toys to use with the 3 trannies he was with. He "has a lot of tattoos....In fact, he has an interesting one on his back that basically says Machine."

He likes to "suck toes" and paid all the ladies "two thousand dollars for a couple of hours of really crazy sex play." Oh, and he also "performed oral sex" on one of Ms. C.'s boyfriends!

Wow! Is it out man, Charlie...or just boring ol' Christian Slater?

arg_zombies on 06/25/2008 1:33 pm

She looks like she could have a monobrow...

peteTHEheat on 11/17/2008 7:34 am

lol yea shes a bloodsucker just like 90% of the women out there