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Mustache + Gun = FUN. It's simple mathematics, people...

I took a bazillion some odd photos at the 2008 San Diego Comic-Con and I promise it will be everything you guys have come to expect from me over the years. But with so many photos, comes a price. The price of waiting. Can you handle it? Yes... yes indeed you can. I'm hoping to have it all done by the end of this week, but after being out of town since last Wednesday, I have a lot of things to catch up on and might not have everything up online until early next week. There will be regular article updates to I-Mockery this week though, so you at least have that to look forward to. In the meantime, I chose another completely random picture from the convention to post up above. Mustache. Gun.

Talk amongst yourselves...



Heath (Guest) on 07/28/2008 7:14 pm

Does it shoot pokey whiskers?

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wetstereorebel on 07/28/2008 7:22 pm

Hee hee...

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10,000 Volt Ghost on 07/28/2008 7:41 pm

Wow, I would glue that to my face and teach myself how to pull the trigger with my tongue.

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Silver on 07/28/2008 7:51 pm

Revolver Ocelot would be proud...

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Ferrit on 07/28/2008 9:23 pm

I have glued my hands and feet to the ceiling and will not come down until your massive Comic Con article is posted.

I typed this with my nose.


Poop on a Stick (Guest) on 07/28/2008 10:25 pm

Rog, MSN has a picture from Comic-Con of a family dressed like the Incredibles. Mrs. Incredible was looking pretty hot. Please tell me you got a picture of her.... at least one....


Fast Eddy (Guest) on 07/28/2008 10:36 pm

I am unable to handle it.

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Viteh on 07/29/2008 1:35 am

There is a song by a mexican group called "Los KDTs". The song is titled "La pelona y la peluda" (the bald and the hairy) about a guy who has a pocket knife with some hair attached to it, which he calls his "peluda" and a gun he carries, which he calls his "pelona". Seems that this is somehow the same idea, just that now the gun is the "peluda"

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greenimp on 07/29/2008 2:49 am

while the gun is pretty funny and strange, neone else notice the soul-sucking heart beneath it?


ItaliaBlueisSexy (Guest) on 07/29/2008 3:19 am

So is this a gun that's made of mustache haire?

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Pentegarn on 07/29/2008 4:10 am

I was just thinking to myself, "what the world really needs is a mustache gun"

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greenimp on 07/29/2008 5:04 am

humm, also since theres not much to talk about, i bring you this that i wrote on a chat room when my mind started to wander...:

weeeee, dead like an orange tree that has fruits shaped like orangutangs that taste like a mixture of a chicken that has been raised solely on human entrails and duck mixed with the mince of a raw dinosaur that was named joe whose son had to go into kemo so he pulled triple shifts as a busdriver, which is silly seeing as the dinosaurs dident have busses, or maybe they did and im just the only person who dosent know it, i find myself waffling, or, spouting a load of verbose rubbish, which is unlike actual rubbish which smells, its actually amazing what people throw out these days dont you think? and then theres those people who make all sorts of weird stuff like tire couches, i could do with a tire couch, not for any reason in particular, just because it looks cool, and you know what dosent look cool? boybands, are they not even worse then emo bands? well, maybe, because emo bands are, by definition, emo. and ergo they slit their wrists, whic is pointless, because i mean, at least they survived to be a foetus, whic is more than those millions of other swimmers can say ya? and speaking of foetuses, is there any reason that abortion is wrong? i mean, any real reason? because. you know, otherwise the baby will just be unwanted and beaten and shit which in my opinion is much worse then not being born yeah? and isent the catholic church the only real reason ppl complain? and what is with the church anyway? i mean, its so bloody nosy, just go and prey and let the real men do the work yeah? dont poke your nose where its not wanted is what i say, and i would say that to the pope actually, which i suppose i could have what with that whole world youth day thingy like, right next door, which meant i stayed the hell away from sydeny and went to brisbane instead, which you wouldent have guessed it wasent sydeny becuse all the citys look alike, well, except for canberra but thats because were just that good we dont need to have a grid, what is it with city drivers anyway? cant they handle curves or something? maybe it reflects their thinking, only in straight lines, not anything curved you know? well what does this mean for our future? people only thinking in straight boring lines? what i ask you, does this mean for our future?

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slangislayer on 07/29/2008 6:12 am

After a 100 years of filmmaking, some smartass wondered: "How can we improve upon the image of the villain twisting is black mustache?"
Mr. smarterthanthouass (whom everybody kind of hates at the office) replied: "Well, let´im twist the ´stache on the revolver!"
Absolutely brilliant!

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Icculus on 07/29/2008 8:58 am

Sure the mustache gun is cool and is probably a great gift for a toddler to teach him how to hold one but there is a far more important event going on....THE RELEASE OF LOST BOYS 2!!!!!!!!


Shawn_the_Donut (Guest) on 07/29/2008 2:21 pm

I'm afraid to watch the Lost Boys 2. Only because I know it will completely ruin my childhood memories.


MikeeTeevee (Guest) on 07/29/2008 3:26 pm

ooh, Lost Boys 2. I nearly shit a wooden stake when I saw, googled, then looked at the trailer, then installed flash on the work laptop, then pressed play and saw Corey Feldman's best Edgar Frog impression. I can't let cynicism ruin this for me. I nearly cried at the thought of them destroying the memory that was The Lost Boys. But. It. Will. Not. Happen. I'm going to psyche myself into liking it. If I still don't enjoy this film then I'm going to don purple tights, grease myself up, play saxaphone and dance aggressively at the ticket vendor until I get a refund. Not that the film will get to the cinema in the UK :-(

It worked for Transformers.


A New Challenger (Guest) on 07/29/2008 11:34 pm

Someone from Destructoid/Tomopop picked up one of those plush guns. I forget if it was the mustache gun though. There was then a discussion about some limited edition plush gun with like a thousand dollar price tag or something. Good times.

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resident-adam on 08/11/2008 1:43 am

Lost Boys 2 and the Mustache Gun.. an epic win? Only time can tell.

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JakeOfAllTrades on 08/12/2008 10:23 pm

Mustache Guns? What variety of mustaches do they come in, Handlebar? Gunter? (remember that German dude who you I-Mockery guys did a music article on?) Freddy Mercury?

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