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Looking For A Halloween Costume? Look No More.

I *NEED* THIS COSTUME.

It's as if somebody spilled toxic waste all over a boy standing on a shag carpet and this hideous mutant was the resulting tragedy. Well, since I'm sure there's no chance in hell that any of these amazing masks and mitten sets are around anymore, I for one have full intentions of making a replica of them myself. I suggest you all do the same as soon as possible. I want this costume. I want to be a shag sasquatch. I want to run through the streets and howl into the moonlight like a ferociously furry madman. I want this costume.

TERRORIZE YOUR FRIENDS!
REALLY.

32 comments

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Viteh on 10/03/2008 2:55 am

I believe that is some kind of hormone disorder called Hirsutism



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Drknyght (Guest) on 10/03/2008 2:56 am

Thank you for giving me the best picture. Time to spam it everywhere.
EH HEH HEH



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Drknyght (Guest) on 10/03/2008 2:57 am

Wow. I messed up so bad with that image. I should be ashamed of myself.



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Colonel Flagg on 10/03/2008 3:27 am

Maybe he should go knock off a bank or something.



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Silver on 10/03/2008 4:29 am

Nice addition to the overall excitement this season brings to almost everyone. I for one think that the sasquatch effect that you are looking for, -RoG-, could be achieved a lot better if the mask and mitts are recreated using a brown texture (or a white one if you are looking for an appearance fitting the oriental Yeti) instead of a black one. Me thinks that the insane kid on the picture looks more like the angry offspring of an even angrier silverback than being close to represent one of the most famous cases of cryptozoology.



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McFly on 10/03/2008 8:39 am

Alright, third time trying to post this...

According to the 1977 Centron Halloween Safety Video, one should not wear any sort of mask that obstructs vision. When looking at this mask it clearly shows that the kid can only see out of one eye.

Maybe the kid should paint his face and pretend to be warm. Then he can see when he dies of hypothermia.



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SPINAL on 10/03/2008 10:41 am

Bet they sold out of those masks real quick.



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Jeff (Guest) on 10/03/2008 1:19 pm

He looks he's really angry that he missed Life Day...



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CPC (Guest) on 10/03/2008 3:21 pm

It's Shagfoot, Bigfoot's cousin stuck in the seventies.



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DarkAtheric on 10/03/2008 5:56 pm

Notice how they put "terrorizing" in quotation marks and everything? Of course you did, all of us here spend too much time noticing pointless details like that.

But, I think it should go without saying that even the people that made this thing knew it was only frightening on a "repressed memory of a carny orgy" kind of level. It's only natural, since they were all molested by the Grand Shag Master of Tibet when they were kids



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Fauna (Guest) on 10/03/2008 6:08 pm

That boy actually looks a bit terrified, like the mask is eating his flesh or something.



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captain516 on 10/03/2008 6:19 pm

I wonder if it comes in different colors. Wearing a red one, for example, would make you some bizarre, nightmarish veersion of Elmo from Sesame Street.



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Aduross on 10/03/2008 6:29 pm

Woooooow... That's...

WOW.



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TheDoomThing on 10/03/2008 6:31 pm

I'm sure someone tried to:
A: Rob a bank with these on.
or
B: Try to dress up as a "Carpet Werewolf"



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HeroliciousDeBlanc on 10/03/2008 7:41 pm

do those mitts even have thumbs?

although i do know that they have matching looped yarn on back, knit palms, and rib-knit wrist.



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Kitsunexus on 10/03/2008 7:53 pm

Wow, Wolfboys comment in the FIRST POST! Good show!



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Geminate on 10/03/2008 10:04 pm

You're supposed to wear this then crawl up the chimney for a good sweep!



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resident-adam on 10/03/2008 10:57 pm

Hehe, this will make a costume of Epic proportions.. and um to Geminate, (the poster above me) thanks for that horrifying .gif that you use. i now have nightmares :/



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KoMoDo (Guest) on 10/03/2008 11:42 pm

captain516, I was thinking the same thing, just more like the ugly green kind that was all around in the 70's. The result! The Swamp Shag Sasquach!



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ColdFusion (Guest) on 10/04/2008 1:45 pm

Looks like some kinda.. blue furry octorok..



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Cereal Killer (Guest) on 10/04/2008 3:40 pm

Germinate, I never knew Fairuza Balk ever sported a bald look, thanks for the information!



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Geminate on 10/04/2008 4:03 pm

Who's Germinate? Fairuza Balk? Now I'm the one having nightmares!



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sam (Guest) on 10/05/2008 12:13 pm

germinate's avatar scares me.



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jason (Guest) on 10/05/2008 3:21 pm

me too,sam.me too.



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VampireZio (Guest) on 10/05/2008 10:08 pm

If you look at the kids "eye" its some what discolored. Maybe they kidnapped a blind "Special" child and threw that out fit on him to take photos for a magazine.



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Soulbender (Guest) on 10/06/2008 7:48 am

Probably not Hirsutism (only affects women) but Hypertrichosis since the person in the picture is obviously a man.
Neat suit, at any rate.



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Bejeebus on 10/06/2008 4:24 pm

looks like a giant sized chew toy for my dog. I wonder if you squeeze him if he will make a squeaking sound.

Or maybe this is just the Cheap American version of Domo-Kun. You have to admit, we suck at making costumes compared to the Japanese.



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A Bad Enough Dude on 10/06/2008 4:36 pm

Thanks, -RoG-, I just got kicked out of the computer lab for laughing so hard.



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toolz88 on 10/06/2008 10:40 pm

This now beats out all of the bad costumes that I have seen so far this year. And that includes Master Shake,Frylock and Master Chief



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Mental Pooperscooper on 10/08/2008 11:52 pm

-Rog-,CPC- thanks for saying shag sasquatch and Shagfoot, they spawned the idea for my next halloween costume, Shagfoot shall terrorize everyone i know when trick or treat finnally comes around



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TheSyndicate88 on 10/09/2008 5:51 pm

Pube-bacca?



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Jony B. Good on 10/13/2008 12:22 am

Maybe it's just my sick mind, but I see a super hot and horny chick under the costume. XD



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