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If You Can Read This, You’re Dead.

Ok, not really. Truth is, we just migrated all of I-Mockery to a new server. It's a big upgrade from what we were on before with more RAM and all that jazz, so you should notice the site performing far more smoothly now with no downtime. Please drop a comment in this blog thread to let me know if you're able to see it aok and if you're encountering any errors on the site. I-Mockery is a huge site and there was a whole boatload o' content we had to move to the new server. We've already tested it thoroughly, but I want to make sure it's not giving anybody any errors because some Gremlins are still lurking around in it. After all, what could be scarier this Halloween season than a broken web site?

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GrindhouseCinema (Guest) on 09/18/2010 5:33 pm

Everything is working A-OK for me, boss!



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clrs on 09/18/2010 5:51 pm

A six-foot blue spark shot from my motherboard and toasted my fish when I clicked on the "Random Magic Death Pixel". Is it supposed to do that?



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Fathom Zero on 09/18/2010 6:55 pm

THEY'RE EATING HER. THEN THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME! OH MY GOD!



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darkvare on 09/18/2010 6:57 pm

phew i thought it was my time for a second there :)



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BatmanJohnson on 09/18/2010 7:11 pm

Working fine so fair.



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Supragenius (Guest) on 09/18/2010 7:36 pm

Yep, works great. Seems like the pages load a touch faster too? My connection is very erratic, though, so that could be just my end of things.



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-RoG- on 09/18/2010 7:42 pm

Yep, everything should load faster and you'll see no more downtime for the site moving forward. In a nutshell - things should be running smoothly 'round these parts from now on. Spiffy!



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duanewolff on 09/18/2010 10:26 pm

The ship is upright and floating, Cap'n!!



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Esuohlim on 09/18/2010 11:11 pm

HELP IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN I'M STILL TRAPPED IN THE OLD SERVER AND THERE'S NO WAY OUT OH GOD



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10,000 Volt Ghost on 09/18/2010 11:51 pm

BLABBA BLADDDA BLABBA



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10,000 Volt Ghost on 09/18/2010 11:52 pm

Brought to you by Bob Lob Law, Attorney at law.



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Durin on 09/18/2010 11:59 pm

I have yet to run into any errors.



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Nick on 09/19/2010 1:43 am

THIS IS A POST. I AM POSTING.



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DaTr0LL on 09/19/2010 1:59 am

Gizmo caca!



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The Doctor on 09/19/2010 5:40 am

All good here



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caffman on 09/19/2010 7:25 am

UK reporting in. All A-OK sir!



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Jaimas on 09/19/2010 9:52 am

It loads considerably faster for me than it did before. Previously, If I used ye olde 56K PC downstairs, it took about 2 minutes to fully load all the images and such on the main page. After the update, it took said PC about 30 seconds.

As for my usual, Cable-using PC, load time went from 5 seconds to 1 second. Damned impressive.



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BadServo (Guest) on 09/19/2010 9:55 am

Looking good on this side, mate.



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puppetgeneral39 on 09/19/2010 10:12 am

My God it's...full of pickles...



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Danny 4 Eyes on 09/19/2010 2:32 pm

I went to leave a comment and the site gave me diabeetus, don't think all the kinks are ironed out.



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Jonathan Passow (Guest) on 09/19/2010 2:52 pm

ROFLMAO @ Danny. Nice one.

Site's working fine for me, dude!



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-RoG- on 09/19/2010 2:55 pm

Actually, the diabeetus thing is intentional. Think of it as an upgrade to the site.



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Julio on 09/19/2010 4:20 pm

Everything is working perfectly so far. I do seem to notice faster loading times... Great!



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Danny 4 Eyes on 09/19/2010 4:40 pm

Aaaah well thanks for clearing that up RoG, bring on the insulin.



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darkvare on 09/19/2010 5:39 pm

i'am... error



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Pub Lover on 09/19/2010 5:48 pm

Twitter command acknowledged, Sir.



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TexMuerte (Guest) on 09/19/2010 5:49 pm

Oh, great, by transferring the site you created a violent rape monster, I know this because I'm being violently raped by the website as I type this. Ow.



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BigMac500 on 09/19/2010 5:57 pm

Everything is just a hair faster...not really too much different for me.
I did go into some of I-Mockery's older stuff to see if there was a difference, and it's better than sprinkled ghost poop soup I'd say!



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Senor Shutter on 09/19/2010 6:00 pm

Loads fast and looks good to me!



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Delicious Salad on 09/20/2010 12:29 am

Loads much faster...I notice these things, my computer qualifies as an antique.



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Dr. Boogie on 09/20/2010 6:30 pm

Don't use the server after midnight.



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Colonel Flagg on 09/20/2010 8:07 pm

Don't get the server wet.



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dextire on 09/20/2010 11:43 pm

I made it back from old server hell! That was strange.



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RedCometXIII on 09/21/2010 4:53 pm

Works super-smooth for me.



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sonicteam3000 on 09/24/2010 8:19 pm

hahaha cool, you should also work on a mobile site it would be wonderful and it that a picture of al pacino?



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Istoleyerkeys (Guest) on 09/25/2010 9:31 pm

Well, that may explain the issues I was having, which by the way,I apologize for any resulting inconvenience or jail time that came about because of the issues I was having.



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Istoleyerkeys on 09/25/2010 9:36 pm

guest? GUEST? WHY THE HELL DID IT SHOW ME AS GUEST?!? ME MAD! ME SMASH! Wait...it logged me out and I didn't realize it. never mind



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ryot on 09/28/2010 2:52 am

Yep I'm so dead I'll sing a jingle.. "I don't know and I don't care",that's what Buck-Eyed-Willy said when he cut off his hair"



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