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Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeen!

Happy Halloween everybody! Thanks for hanging out with us so much over the past two months!

Monday be damned! Who cares if it's the start of the work week, for tonight we honor the dead by going to the homes of complete strangers and confiscating their sugary treats. And if you're not going trick-or-treating, that's perfectly fine... you can always your own personal Halloween party with an all-night horror movie marathon. Whatever rattles your bones.

As you can see above, Re and I already celebrated Halloween in style over the weekend; I dressed up as Skeletor and she made an awesome costume inspired by Dia de los Muertos. What was cool is that our colors ended up matching, so I just told everybody she was Skeletor's bride. I'm sure this comes as a shock to all of you, cuz after all these years I thought for sure Skeletor would've ended up with Evil-Lyn, but no... he dumped her for Re. Good choice, me thinks. Speaking of our outfits, I have to send another huge thank you to 80sTees for their support and for sending me the Skeletor costume. As you can see, it's pretty much the best Skeletor costume out there, and I'm sure I could walk into Snake Mountain and fool all of his minions into beliving I was the real deal. Well... Beast Man would fooled at the very least.

Audrey II thinks I make a pretty good Frankenstein's Monster!
(I was also Frankenstein's Monster. Audrey II approves.)

Over the past two months, we've covered a hell of a lot of Halloweeny material, and I hope you've all enjoyed every gruesome minute of it. Here's a recap of some of the highlights this season:

-We learned important lessons about Ernest Scared Stupid and Troll 2.

-We devoured loads of new Halloween candies.

-We learned never to take a cat on a yacht.

-We visited Monsterpalooza and Halloween Horror Nights.

-We rejoiced upon finding out that there is an official Halloween soda.

-We still never unraveled the secrets of Secret Ghostdom.

-We went on the worst Halloween boat ride ever.

-We decided it was best to never buy a cheap Freddy Krueger make-up kit.

-We gouged your eyes out with more greatest horror movie moments.

-We read up on the history of Splatterhouse.

-We splattered your walls with our new Halloween pixel posters.

-We drooled over a coffin full of donuts.

-We laughed at what some people try to pass off as sexy Halloween costumes.

-We witnessed the madness that was the 1987 Joe Piscopo Halloween Party.

This is my absolute favorite time of the year and it always makes me smile to know that so many of you have made I-Mockery your online Halloween home. I really try to give you guys the best and widest variety of Halloween coverage you'll find anywhere online every season - from visiting haunts and reviewing movies, to taste testing candies and tracking down the most absurd novelties and more, I always aim to give you every spooky lil' thing I can get my bony hands on. I'll do my best to keep that tradition going strong.

I'll have some post-Halloween photos and videos to put up on I-Mockery soon too, so don't go anywhere. Once more, I must thank Dr. Boogie and Protoclown for their awesome contributions to our Halloween celebration. Also, a huge thanks to Re for uploading all the Halloween content to the site while I was on tour around the country in September.

Of course, a huge thanks again to you for sticking with us during our annual "Two Months of Halloween" celebration. It's a lot of work to put all this content together, but it's a lot of fun too, and your feedback definitely helps keep our macabre mojo flowing.

Oh, and in case you're wondering about what we're going to be doing once Halloween has passed... let's just say that there's a little project you may have heard of that we'll be putting the wraps on. Not sure what I'm talking about? Okay, how about I show you a special little jack-o-lantern as a hint:

The Abobo jack-o-lantern! Happy Aboboween!

Oh yes, it is happening. It is happening very, very soon.

Please drop a comment (whether you're logged in or not) in our blog and let us know what you thought of the Halloween season and what your favorite articles were. Also, let us know what your Halloween plans are and feel free to post photos of your costumes if you're dressing up!

Thanks again everyone and Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!


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Aaarg on 10/31/2011 1:14 pm

i... remember... halloween


B0lly (Guest) on 10/31/2011 1:21 pm

That may be a costume, but those 6-pack abs are totally real, right?

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SewnonSmile on 10/31/2011 1:23 pm

Awesome 2011 Halloween Season I-Mockery!!! Thanx once again for making this year twice as sweet by giving us 2 spooky months of stellar coverage!!! R.I.P.

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A-bomb on 10/31/2011 2:35 pm

Excellent costumes! It's really hard to pick a favorite article since they were all so good, but I always enjoy the candy review since you always manage to find something I've never seen before. Thanks for another great 2 months of Halloween!

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The Nun Eater on 10/31/2011 3:37 pm

Happy Halloween! Every year this website does an unnatural job of feeding my Halloween glee. It's nice to know there are people out there that care as much I do about this holiday. So thank you RoG and everyone at I-mockery's. Can't wait to do it again next year.


matty (Guest) on 10/31/2011 4:43 pm

:( no count pop this year?


Droobladah (Guest) on 10/31/2011 5:55 pm

But wait.. What about count pop? We need Count pops new halloweehootenannyspectaculamagosis!And Proto!


ColdFusion (Guest) on 10/31/2011 6:59 pm

Ahem, uh.. dude, great costumeage. You make a cute couple! The anal weirdo in me is bitching about not wearing blue gloves, but just ignore that person.
God this month was over quickly.. I think my favorite feature was the shitty Krueger makeup kit.. after all, this site thrives on the bargain bin items of our collective culture.. Mocking and questioning the point behind the terrible while praising the unsung high-quality gems in the rough.

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Wyldflame on 10/31/2011 10:48 pm

Quality work as always, while I admit the lack of Count Pop and a choose your own adventure story is a little depressing you did show me the Goonies house, so all is forgiven.

Long live I-Mockery and Happy Halloween!

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monster_movie_night on 11/01/2011 12:05 am

happy halloween to all fans that comes here and visit this site on sept and oct

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Protoclown on 11/01/2011 3:11 am

Halloween in Vegas is the loneliest Halloween ever.

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TuxKamen on 11/01/2011 4:00 am

I'm always amazed at how much you do for the lead-in to Halloween, very good work! I can only hope to do as much on my site next year, or at least half as much

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JoeyJoJoJr on 11/01/2011 4:21 am

Thanks for all the articles.


Piles the Beaver (Guest) on 11/01/2011 5:21 am

I thought the frankenstein's monster was supposed to be Quentin Tarantino.


Jason (Guest) on 11/01/2011 9:52 am

There was plenty of Halloween goodness this year. And it seems as though Halloween is making a comeback. We had more trick-or-treaters last night than we have had in the past 2 years combined! It was a great night and I thoroughly enjoyed the season. Now, bring on Christmas!


isidro (Guest) on 11/01/2011 10:26 am

abobo fucking rules!!!! cheers from tj

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Tacobot on 11/01/2011 1:56 pm

It was another great Halloween season. Thanks to everyone for their hard work. i loved all the articles, it sucked to hear about the crappy cruise and i never found that Halloween soda it looked tasty. oh well now i'm ready for turkey,endless Chrismas music and most of all Abobo after playing it at comic con it's honestly one of the best games i'v played this year and i cant wait to play the final version. Great costumes RoG you and re make real handsome undead couple.

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Wyckid on 11/01/2011 4:02 pm

You guys are awesome and the Halloween and Horror themes are what drew me here in the first place. Then, I noticed that you guys are marginally funny as well! i-mockery now has +3 Charisma.


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CinnamonGrrlErin on 11/01/2011 9:33 pm

Thanks for all your hard work you put in on this site! It is much appreciated! I was hoping for another round of those weird, creepy antique Halloween postcards, but I guess there isn't enough time to do it all!

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ryot on 11/01/2011 10:31 pm

Thanks for the articles! Always, always interesting and I look forward to reading new ones and old ones everyday. One question, I know Doc Mock was at the Eyegore awards, but is he up to any new material over at the mausoleum?

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dextire on 11/02/2011 6:06 pm

Fantastic job covering all things Halloween this year guys! My favorite article was Secret Ghostdom.

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-RoG- on 11/03/2011 4:14 am

Thanks for the compliments all!

BOlly - Oh yeah, the abs are totally real. Totally.

ryot - Still working on bringing Doc Mock back. I love doing the show, so it's gonna happen again sooner or later.


Zoe (Guest) on 11/18/2011 5:58 am

I enjoyed reading your articles because it's so awesome. All those creepy photos is freaking me out.
Thanks for all the articles that are posted.

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JohnnyQuest on 11/19/2011 9:52 pm

Loved the Halloween articles so much. Every year when September rolls around, I know I can go to I-Mockery for some excellent scary goodness! Thanks, and keep it coming!


guiller (Guest) on 11/25/2011 5:57 am

Nice picture i tough its an animated Halloween picture but its a real dude..Nice

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