JoeyJoJoJr on 11/03/2011 5:15 am

Is that a giant pine cone in your shopping cart?

Aaarg on 11/03/2011 6:23 am

buying pinecones at the safeway. what a life

Al Boondy (Guest) on 11/03/2011 11:33 am

This actually got me thinking ... Is it really cool for adults to go out trick-or-treating and (be extension) taking candy that could've been taken by little kids?

Seriously, it might be "hiply ironic" to put on costumes and visit houses when you're 30-odd years old ... but what if those houses run out of candy because all of the adults have taken it, leaving the children (the ones who are meant to building Halloween memories that they can treasure when they're 30-odd years old) with no treats to call their own?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

Hahnsen (Guest) on 11/03/2011 12:33 pm

What exactly did the animatronic Jason Voorhees do? Like swing his machete, turn his head, go "KI KI KI MA MA MA"?

ColdFusion (Guest) on 11/03/2011 1:20 pm

Al, it's LA. nobody has kids. Just like nobody ever grows old.

-RoG- on 11/03/2011 1:25 pm

JoeyJoJoJr / Aarg - Come on... everybody knows that Skeletor's diet consists solely of cinnamon scented pine cones!

Al Boondy - By the time we finished trick-or-treating, we were the only ones still out there, and every house still had LOADS of candy left. So to answer your question - trick-or-treating is cool and it's not taking candy away from the children. The only people to blame if a house runs out of candy is the owners of said house, for they should've known better to stock up like crazy for Halloween. Not having enough candy is what causes some kids to egg or tp your house - and they're totally justified in doing so. It's the law on Halloween.

Hahnsen - Yep, that's exactly what it does. Jason random turns his head and swings his machete while it makes that classic Friday the 13th sound that we all love. Here's a video of it:

They also make Freddy, Michael Myers, and Leatherface ones. Gemmy is the company that makes 'em.

theworryrock (Guest) on 11/03/2011 2:13 pm

While trick-or-treating is generally for the kids, I think adults should be allowed to go and I wish someone would've gone with me! (Granted I'm short and could probably pass for a 14 year old if I had a mask on). But seriously - it's not like anyone's "owed" candy on halloween. Kids not being able to have meals at home - sad. Kids not getting a few bags of m&ms because some adult did?- not sad. CANDY FOR EVERYONE!

zzz! (Guest) on 11/03/2011 9:29 pm

Is that actually Keith Apicary with you guys?

-RoG- on 11/04/2011 12:05 am

zzz! - This should answer your question:

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2011/09/12/tour-detour-the-goonies-house/

Grindhouse Cinema (Guest) on 11/04/2011 1:08 am

Wow... I live in the wrong state. Here in Iowa I am the ONLY person in the entire town who goes overboard with decorations like this. I will be sure to post photos for you Rog, once I get them online that is.

And I am really digging the Skeletor costume but I do have to admit... Keith Apicary's "Virtual Boy" costume is my favorite of the bunch.

PoGo on 11/04/2011 5:02 pm

I've decided next Halloween I'm going to decorate the house in Christmas gear just to fuck with people. Either that or Easter gear. Haven't decided.

ColdFusion (Guest) on 11/04/2011 5:14 pm

Oh my lawd, RoG, did you see Doctor Dreadful is back?

zzz! (Guest) on 11/04/2011 9:53 pm

RoG- It's a little hard to recognize him without his glasses! I wonder how many fences were tumbled over that night...

The_Punk_Hippie on 11/04/2011 11:06 pm

I'm glad to know I'm not the only 'adult' to go trick-or-treating. I just wish I had an epic neighborhood to go to - I swear, one in three houses had decorations, & 90% of those just had a jack-o-lantern D:

Tacobot on 11/06/2011 8:29 pm

Nice article i wish more people where i live got into the spirit like this. Those were some great houses bums me out that i had to go do something stupid like get a job and didn't have time to decorate. But next year i'm not screwin around!

ThisGuy (Guest) on 11/08/2011 1:37 am

Yeah, adults trick-or-treating is just sad. Quit muscling in on a good time that wasn't meant for you.

ColdFusion (Guest) on 11/08/2011 7:00 pm

I've always thought of trick-or-treating as Santa, I mean he's got to get the candy for stockings from somewhere, right? If it's two months old, all the better.
I dream of a world where mocking adult trick or treaters (or anyone really) would get you sent away for reprogramming.

Vetus (Guest) on 11/30/2011 11:39 pm

A Virtual Boy cosplay. That's something new. And creative. And funny.

Laura Lee “Pauly” (Guest) on 12/13/2011 3:45 pm

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Ride 'em like you rode your bed.

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