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Wanna See Something Really Scary? I-Mockery’s 2012 Halloween Season Has Officially Begun!

Greetings, ghouls 'n goblins! Welcome to I-Mockery's 2012 Halloween season!

Come to a Halloween party and have lots of fun, when witches ride brooms and pumpkin-heads run! When bats fly through the skies and monsters crave blood, when we watch cheesy horror movies including one called C.H.U.D. When vampires awaken and mummies crawl out from their tomb, when zombies eat brains to seal your doom. It's that time of the year when a lagoon creature rips out your spleen, yes my beloved ghouls... it's time for Halloween!

This is it. This is our time of the year. You know it and I know it. This is when life gets infinitely more awesome for a solid two months, because the world around us turns its focus onto jack-o-lanterns, horror movies, creepy crafts, haunted hayrides, spooky decorations, candy, and everything else that matters most.

September 1st marks the beginning of I-Mockery's annual "Two Months of Halloween" celebration. Everything you see on this site between now and October 31st will be related to all the Halloweeny horrors you could possibly desire. Just by reading this, you're already a part of our ever-growing Halloween family, so hang around and get ready to have some spooktacular discussions with your fellow fiendish freakozoids.

As you probably already know by now, we always pride ourselves on going crazier over this holiday than any other site ever has, so we've got all sorts o' bone-crunching goodies planned for the 2012 Halloween season here on I-Mockery. We'll have coverage of various haunted Halloween attractions, horrific novelties, my huge annual round-up of the best & worst Halloween candies, horror movie reviews, new videos, craft projects, toy features, contests, and all the other wonderfully random oddities we stumble upon over the next two months.

Still, if any of you have suggestions for Halloweeny things you'd like to see covered this season, please let me know here in the blog thread or shoot me an email. It doesn't matter if it's a Halloween event taking place in your area, a horror movie, an independent seasonal costume shop, some new candy, or some completely bizarro new Halloween novelty... I wanna see and hear all about it, so please get in touch!

To those of you who aren't well acquainted with our annual Halloween celebration here on I-Mockery, I always highly recommend checking out some of our main Halloween attractions. We have a huge reservoir of Halloween material on this site from previous years, so while you wait for our newest pieces to go up, I highly recommend checking out those older things to get in the spirit of the season.

-I-Mockery's Halloween Collection: Here you'll find quick 'n easy access to most of our Halloween material from the past. Extremely in-depth horror movie and candy reviews, product reviews, and of course the boppin' Halloween adventures of Count Pop himself along with other oddities.

-The Halloween Grab Bag: Much like our "Shorts" section, this is a place where you'll find our smaller Halloween articles, but often covering some of the weirdest stuff we've ever stumbled upon.

-The Greatest Horror Movie Moments: Another favorite is our ongoing quest to document some of the finest moments in horror movies. Sometimes they're moments you're well aware of, other times, it's stuff you probably never knew existed. Either way, if you're looking for some horror movies to check out this season, this is a great place to start.

-Trick-Or-Treat Adventure: Our largest Flash game to date... and it's all about Halloween. If you're a fan of classic adventure games such as Monkey Island and Space Quest, you'll feel right at home with this one as you go on an adventure to build a Halloween costume and then collect enough candies before you battle the ultimate evil! It even auto-saves your progress as you go play, so you don't have to beat the game all in one sitting.

-Haunted House Candy Hunt: In this Halloween flash game we pay tribute to the games of the Atari 2600 by creating an all new one in the same style. You must guide two buddies (who just so happen to be from a galaxy far, far away) through all the treacherous rooms of a spooky haunted house as they hold hands. Should you reach the end of the game, you'll have a showdown with the ultimate candy hoarder - The Grim Reaper himself! I've also heard from a reliable source (ie: myself) that there's a secret level select hidden somewhere in the game. But you don't need that anyway, right? Cheater!

-MonsterTime: With our most recent Halloween flash game, we pay tribute to the arcade classic BurgerTime. Only difference is, instead of building burgers, you're building classic monsters to save you from the modern slasher monsters who are in hot pursuit of you, Doc Mock!

-Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum: Doc Mock, I-Mockery's official horror host, is still looking for a new home to shoot his show in, but we have over 30 archived episodes you can still watch online. If you're looking for a good cheesy b-movie flick, check out some of the Doc's episodes, including his Halloween specials from 2009! Doc is planning on hitting up Universal Studios' Halloween Horror Nights once again this year, so expect coverage of that too!

In addition to a ton of new feature articles, you can still expect our regular site updates to the Blog (don't forget the archived Halloween blog entries from years past). We've also got some great Halloween contests in store for you to participate in as well. I-Mockery's big 2012 Halloween season has finally begun and I hope you guys will stick around the entire time to join in all the fun!



Grindhouse Cinema (Guest) on 09/01/2012 12:18 pm

Very excited to see I-Mockery converted into the full Halloween theme! This time span from now until the end of December really is my favorite part of year.


A-bomb (Guest) on 09/01/2012 3:46 pm

That flashing jack-o-pickle logo can mean only one thing. I have been waiting all year for this!

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dextire on 09/01/2012 4:04 pm

And so it begins! Hoping for another round of vintage Halloween cards this year.

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Thanos on 09/01/2012 4:40 pm

I look forward to these two months all year long. It's my favorite celebration on the interwebs! Rog, if you need any assistance in writing articles for the season, please don't hesitate contacting me. I'm always happy to help!

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Wyldflame on 09/01/2012 6:51 pm

Best time of the year, I can't wait to see what you've got for us this time.

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Captain Seamus on 09/01/2012 10:03 pm

I know I haven't posted here in a long while, but I figure today's a good a day as any to start anew. Seriously excited for more Hallowe'en mockery.


Candle Jack (Guest) on 09/01/2012 10:30 pm

Thanks once again for this annual transformation. Halloween has always been my favorite time of year. It means so much to me that you do this and give us all something to look forward to.

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Kenji on 09/02/2012 8:31 am

I think I should let you know that I-Mockery's two months of Halloween is pretty much an official holiday in my yearly routine, since where I live Halloween is not a proper holiday at all. I guess citizens of the web live by different calendars than the rest of the world.

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iamsphinx on 09/03/2012 12:33 pm

Finally a site that does my favorite season justice!!


Grande (Guest) on 09/04/2012 1:58 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw Yeeaaaaaaaaah! I've been looking forward to this since last year. Hurray!

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monster_movie_night on 09/08/2012 7:17 pm

Another Day and months to relive my childhood!

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sewnupsmile on 09/10/2012 1:53 pm

YES..I'm SO ready for this...outta the coffin & into the moonlight!!!

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eL GUAPO on 09/11/2012 11:32 am

YES! The time has come... Halloween is here. I also begin to celebrate it in Sept. My house is already becoming decorated slowly as I hunt for those little strange Halloween things in local stores.

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eL GUAPO on 09/11/2012 11:35 am

Twilight Zone!


Linkamon (Guest) on 09/12/2012 3:02 am

I-Mockery Halloween--the best time of the year! Hell yeah! I'm unable to watch any of the Doc Mock stuff, though. :c Is that backed up anywhere else?

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-RoG- on 09/12/2012 12:07 pm

Pretty much every episode was baked up on Youtube I believe.

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