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The Tooth Fairy vs. Santa Claus.

I just kicked off the Christmas holiday season in less-than-merry fashion. So, when I was a kid, I got into a bicycle accident (face first with a truck) and my front teeth were shoved back up into the gums as a result. Yeah, it hurt. I had to have all kinds of dental surgeries back then, they told me that one of my front teeth was dead and would likely fall out later in life. Well, despite being dead, yellow, and subjected to more Halloween candies than you can imagine, that tooth hung on for decades against all odds. Sadly, I was recently informed by my dentist that it was time for the tooth to go, for it had dropped down some more and I was risking infection. So this is how my Christmas holiday season started off - with a tooth extraction.

I only wish they offered some kind of twinkling LED Christmas light novelty replacement tooth that I could wear all December instead of a normal one, because I'd be all over that in a heartbeat. But hey, if nothing else, I at least got a wonderful holiday greeting card out of it:

I-Mockery's 2012 Christmas Holiday Season has begun! Happy Holidays!

I'll miss you, ol' front toof. R.I.P. my yellow friend.

Anyway, as you can see, the Christmas holiday season has begun here on I-Mockery. I've got a really busy month ahead of me, but I'm gonna do my best to keep the site updated with all kinds of jolly goodies. And don't forget, we have a big Christmas Collection archive of articles and games here on the site to keep your bells jingling all month long, so be sure to check it out.


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Zounds on 12/01/2012 4:05 pm

Well I hate to say it but some one has to, all you want for Christmas is your two front teeth? or rather front tooth that is. Sorry couldn't help my self!


Csang (Guest) on 12/01/2012 4:27 pm

Atleast your pirate face is even awesomer for the moment

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MarioRPG on 12/01/2012 5:43 pm

"Hey can we take a picture after the tooth is out? It's uh... for a Christmas card."

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dextire on 12/01/2012 5:47 pm

It's just not Christmas without annoying white pixels falling on the I-Mockery homepage. :)

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A-bomb on 12/01/2012 5:48 pm

Look on the bright side, Rog. The rest of the Christmas season can only get better from here.

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LeNoRe18 on 12/01/2012 6:15 pm

i know that feel bro, i have the same problem with cavities T-T its not gonna be fun


Chris (Guest) on 12/01/2012 6:21 pm

One of my primal fears is losing my front teeth. The picture was specially unnerving...


ColdFusion (Guest) on 12/01/2012 7:57 pm

ouch man, replacement teeth are not cheap at all. Make sure you get a well reviewed dentist though, if they do a half-assed job it can come out later and they dont give warranties.

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WhiteRoseBrian on 12/01/2012 8:30 pm

What about Jack Frost and the Easter Bunny and the Sandman?

But seriously, I hope your recovery is going well.

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HowardC on 12/01/2012 11:23 pm

Nah man Heat Miser and Snow Miser.....

BTW Heat Miser rocks because you don't freeze your buns off at xmas when he's around.

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Mike Tobacco on 12/02/2012 2:18 am


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Kenji on 12/02/2012 5:03 am

You should seize the chance and make a Yelling Guy video with mad tooth gap-induced whistling.

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-RoG- on 12/02/2012 5:23 am

Heheh, well they already put a temporary replacement tooth in that same day. I get the permanent one in a few months or so. It's weird having a totally normal looking tooth there instead of my zombie yellow one. Definitely gonna take some time for me to get used to it. But yeah, if I could've gone around toothless for a while, I totally would have filmed some stupid videos of it. Problem is, they needed to put the temporary one in immediately so the gums will heal properly in preparation for the permanent one. So yeah, no toothless videos for me... the toothless holiday card is as good as it's gonna get.

I also have to eat everything with a fork and knife at the moment since I can't use my front teeth to bite into anything. Eating pizza earlier tonight took FOREVER.


SupraGenius (Guest) on 12/02/2012 5:40 am

You've always had a pretty mouth. Nice to see you making it more inviting. :P

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Kenji on 12/02/2012 3:09 pm

On second thought, had this happened a couple months earlier you could have shoved a candy corn piece in there.
I wonder what the stats for the rare Candy Corn Pirate Gambit Schema are.


ColdFusion (Guest) on 12/02/2012 4:34 pm

That's the secret true origin of Joker's cheek scars. He just had busted front teeth and wanted to bite pizza with the side of his mouth.

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darkvare on 12/02/2012 9:21 pm

you look like a hick change you avatar to reflect it rog

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-RoG- on 12/03/2012 7:50 pm

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ChrisGlass on 12/03/2012 8:58 pm

My wife's had a tremendous amount of work on her mouth, and there's still more to go.

I guess she'll need a root canal on one of her front teeth ONE DAY, but not yet.

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HubrisAnimalis on 12/07/2012 12:47 am

@RoG: Hey whaddya know, hicks have perfect teeth like horses!

Although, how come their eyes are nearly nonexistent?


James (Guest) on 12/08/2012 4:29 pm

Let's see...Rock was the Tooth Fairy. Goldberg was Santa. Goldberg beat Rock, thus, Santa's better.

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