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How To Avoid A Blob Attack.

Blumhouse - You Can Avoid a Hideous Blob Attack By Following These Eight Handy Tips! - by Roger Barr

My latest article for Blumhouse just went up, and in this one, I share some crucial tips on how to avoid a hideous Blob attack. As I'm sure you already know, Blobs are sneaky organisms, so you really gotta be on your toes if you're gonna avoid being dissolved into one. Fortunately for you, I've written up a handy guide that should keep you alive. So, check out my tips in the article, then let me know if there are any additional Blob survival tactics people should be aware of in the comments section below. Thanks for reading and be careful out there!



Poop On A Stick (Guest) on 04/10/2016 10:18 pm

Damn funny article. Had to clean out a shower drain the other day and this movie came to mind.

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-RoG- on 04/12/2016 2:38 pm

Thanks for reading it! And yeah, consider yourself lucky to not have been sucked down your shower drain by the Blob. If it ever needs to be cleaned out again, don't risk your life... just move. ;)


Dar (Guest) on 04/15/2016 11:35 pm

Fetching profile photo in that article, Rog. Going into modelling, are ye?

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-RoG- on 04/16/2016 1:46 pm

Dar - Haha, thanks... that's actually one of my acting head shots for when I submit to random roles once 'n a while. I'd gladly do some modeling though, as long as it's for a Halloween costumes company. ;)


Poop On A Stick (Guest) on 04/17/2016 9:30 am

UPDATE! It appears that Geico Insurance read your article. One of their newest commercials has a "blob" breaking out of its containment vessel and slowly (apparently painlessly also) devouring the hapless technician to whom it attaches itself. The head researcher is oblivious, of course.

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-RoG- on 04/18/2016 11:13 am

I saw that commercial the other day. Good stuff!

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