Gentle reader, welcome.
This site redesign seems like an ideal time to introduce myself to those of you just climbing aboard the good ship I-Mockery.
So ‘Hi’. I’m Max Burbank. That’s my real name, not some jazzy ass Internet ‘moniker’. I use my real name because that’s what I am. Real. You can believe every word I write. I will never, ever lie to you. (more...)