Well, this is a bit overdue, but I always like to share my Top Ten lists for movies, music, and video games every year. And I've finally come down off the Tibetan mountain after months of meditation, and here's what I've concluded:

Protoclown's Top Ten Movies of 2009:

1. Inglourious Basterds
2. Moon
3. Avatar
4. Black Dynamite
5. Star Trek
6. Sherlock Holmes
7. Zombieland
8. The Fantastic Mr. Fox
9. Coraline
10. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

Protoclown's Top Ten Albums of 2009: (more...)

We're thinking about switching Doc Mock to a different day and time slot and could really use your input on the matter. While we realize there's no way to please everybody with any given time slot for the show, since our viewers are all over the world in different time zones, we still wait to hear what you have to say. I've created a poll based on the two available time slots we could do - 10pm PST / 1am EST on FRIDAY nights or 8pm PST / 11pm EST on THURSDAY nights.

Please click the link to the poll below to cast your vote:
http://www.i-mockery.com/doc-mock-poll.php

Once you've cast your vote, feel free to post any additional comments you have about the potential day and time switch in this blog thread. Thanks guys!

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This isn't necessarily a permanent change, but since there aren't any other shows on the network this week, we figured we'd try shooting Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum at an earlier time slot. I know a lot of you who are on the East Coast (and elsewhere) can't always stay up late enough to catch the show live, so this will at least be one episode where that's definitely not the case.

The show will start LIVE at 8pm PST / 11pm EST, so it should be a lot easier for our pals on the East Coast to watch without having to chug fifty energy drinks just to muster the energy to stay awake. You'll also be happy to hear that Nathan Barnatt (also known as Keith Apicary from "Talking Classics", Ray Amsley, Trale Lewous and a slew of other crazy characters) is going to be our guest this Friday night! He appeared as Keith on Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum back in November (watch that episode here), now's your chance to meet and interact with the real guy behind all those characters as we watch another ridiculous flick together.

Hope you can all catch the episode this Friday night! (more...)

Really looking forward to having Paul Scheer (Human Giant, 30 Rock, Best Week Ever, Piranha 3D) on the show this Friday night, March 5th at 10pm PST, and I wanted to let you guys know about a contest we're holding. Would love to see a bunch of entries from all of you since it's easy to enter, you don't have to be an artist, and Paul himself will be judging all of the entries live on the air! We only have a few entries at the moment, so it's easily still up for grabs.

Learn all about the contest here:
http://www.docmock.com/?p=543

Looking forward to seeing what you guys come up with and showing all of your entries live on the show!

Now I've covered a lot of stupid toys here on I-Mockery in the past, and even shared some of my recent finds at a Dollar General store, but today I wanted to start up a new series of blog entries here that focus on single bizarre toy finds that I discover in my travels. After all, amassing enough crazy toys to do a full feature piece on takes quite a bit o' time, but posting about individual toys I find here 'n there shouldn't be a problem.

With that in mind, let's get to my first bizarre toy find:

Space Knight!

Space Knight is an action figure from china that has no back story; the package he comes in has a blank cardboard backing. Even though there is no official back story to Space Knight, there is so much we can gather from just looking at him. First off, he's clearly a big rip-off of Darth Vader. Sure he has a slightly less flashy helmet, but he makes up for it with a pearl-like smile on his mask and bright red nipples. Any kid worth his or her salt would easily imagine those nipples shooting lasers, so that's a big plus for this figure already. Nipple lasers. (more...)

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Hope to see all of you in the live chat rooms tonight! And while you wait, be sure to check out last week's episode with the insanely funny Toby Huss!