[Arcade]  

Title: Dig Dug
Author:Namco
Rom Player: MAME
Reviewer: Matt M. Koopa

Synopsis: First, let me say this: THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER!!! Well I said it, because my inner child is giving me shit and calling me a fucker for no reason.

Matt's Inner Child: God damn right you fucking loser. Review Dig Dug now before I get mad!

Well Dig Dug is a game about...what is it about?

Matt's Inner Child: Geez, you can remember what the game is about! It's about some digger blowing up things.

Hmm..well that is...neat.

Matt's Inner Child: Damn right!

Well you heard my *cough* *cough* inner child. It's just a simple game, much like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Matt's..oh you get the point: Well, at least he got something right for a change...

Well the controls are simple, you move your little digging friend with the joystick, you collect stuff to earn points and you blow up stuff. Well that was a short review.

Matt's IC: Listen you fucking moron, this is greater then SMB3! And is greater then your crappy reviews!

What??! I review games good!

Matt's IC: ...what about the graphics?

...

Matt's IC: Well since you can't remember a single thing I'll talk. Well the graphics are simple, just plain simple. The sprites are cheesy looking, which is good. And the music is hopping cool. See? I can write better reviews then you can!

Fuck you.



Best Cheats: Nope, not givin' you any.

Matt IC: WTF is wrong with you!?!?

You have been calling me a idiot sice the review first started.

Matt's IC; Well of course, your reviews suck!

Well don't you think you can look for other review then mine?

Matt's IC; HA! That's a joke! I-Mockery's reviews can't do jack!

THAT'S IT!! FUCK OFF!!

Matt's IC: Well it's true. Isn't it?

Well it's only my reviews that suck, but you are going a bit too far. I-M's reviews, all of them, show their work to other because they like it. Not because they want to impress a snotty bastard like you.

(After some talking Matt kills his inner child and gives a YAHOO! and thumbs up to I-Mockery and the Classic Gaming review writers.

Game Play: 9
Graphics: 9
Music/Sound: 9
Originality: 9
Overall Rating: 9

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