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Title: Super Star Wars (2nd Review)
Author:Lucasarts
Rom Player: ZSNES
Reviewer: Matt M. Koopa

Synopsis: There are some things that really piss me off. Mainly, it's people who think they can get a bunch of cash by making a shitty game and slapping the name of a really good movie on it. I have played a few of these fucking awful games, but none come as close to this one.

Super Star Wars is almost on the same line of crappy Star Wars stuff as Star Wars: Attack of the Clones with a fucking love story. But I must be blunt, it's just that bad.

Well, let me start off with what happens in the game: you see Lucasarts logo's fancy appearance, and you are taken to a really shitty-looking title screen. Well, there is Luke, Leia, Han Solo, and Chewie, but I can hardly make out their faces. They looked like someone axed them and put little colorful dots on them. The only faces one could make out were Darth Vader's and Obi-Wan's.

So you start the game in the desert, which I really don't understand. Why is Luke in the desert? He is home at the start of the first movie. Why is he in the desert? Well maybe 1. The game makers didn't watch the movie that much or 2. Luke ran away to join the Rebels. Is it 1, 2, or both? But it seems that every green big evil rat and giant scorpions that look like crabs want to kill him.

But it gets even worse.

At the end of the level, he fights the pit monster from Return of the Jedi. I'll just skip this tell you what happens next.

After Luke goes ass-wipe on the pit monster, he finds C-3PO by the escape pod he and R2-D2 used to escape the blockade runner. But C-3PO looks like a guy wearing a really awful robot suit. After that, you play the first of the two only good levels in the game. It's a Mode 7 level, like Super Mario Kart almost, except it's less fun and it's hard to control, and you want to kill whoever made it.

I'll just skip the rest of the game, because it's too painful to play. But at least the music was good.

Best Cheats: I would not know, but I do not care. But if you want some fun I suggest that you find a homeless person and beat him with this game. Now that's more fun!

Or you can shove it up your ass for all I care.

Game Play: 5
Graphics: 4
Music/Sound: 7
Originality: 3
Overall Rating: 4



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