|Title: Metroid (3rd Review)
Rom Player: Nesticle
Reviewer: Akira teh Cat
Synopsis: Holy shit. HOLEE SHIT! This has to be the most fun I've had in an adventure game since Zelda 64. I never owned a Nes as a kid (damn you mom!), so I never got a chance to play this game. Hell, I'd never even heard of it until I played super smash brothers. but enough about that. lets look at the game, shall we?
Gameplay: This gets a 9, because it is easy to control Samus, but you get heavy blisters from playing this too much.
Graphics: This gets a 6. I mean, come on. the graphics did kinda suck.
Music: This gets a ten! The music kicks major ass! when I first turned the game on, the title music scared me so bad that I fucking pissed myself! and the rest of the game's music really sets the creepy, spacey mood of the game.
Originality: A ten. What other side scrolling shooter pits you against two big nasty lizards and a Giant brain? None I can think of!
Overall: Overall, this game kicks rediculous amounts of ass. I have to give it a 9 though, because my thumbs bleed daily because of this damn game! >:(
Best Cheats: I hate cheaters! but if you let a door close around you, then press up and down really fast, you will do the infamous "Door Jump" which will let you discover really glitchy Hidden worlds, or just climb a losg passage.
Game Play: 9
Overall Rating: 9
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