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Title: Double Dragon (2nd Review)
Rom Player: Nesticle
Reviewer: Mike

Synopsis: Ok here is a game a that kicked fucking pig-monkey ass!! Unlike the shitty cartoon series and the horrid movie, this game is one of my own personal favorites. And unlike the sequels, where all this bullshit of dragon swords and magical powers come in, this game was simply a game were the object is go loco on some punk ass gain. Your bitch gets punched and kidnapped and u go on a war path to save her. But to save her this 80's style ninja street punks will try to stop u!! So u kung fu ur way through the entire game beating the shit out of them and then on top of that get weapons. Weapons like bats, knives, barrels, chains, and m-80's!?!! Sounds like a god damn old skool ECW main event ;). This game really kicks and they have a point system were once u surpass 999 u get a new move to do. There are like 10 of these moves. Shit like grabing them by the hair and knee them to the face repeatedly at ur disgression or throwingem, sitting on them while there down and beating them, jump kicks etc. It has up to two players enabled and two modes. One is ur basic game play mode and two people take turns like in surper mario bros. And then the other is a fighter style mode where u fight the computer or u and freind fuck it up. And the ring for that is big in can move up and down not just side to side it plays exactly like the single player game with fighting. All in all, this game seriously fucking kills.

Best Cheats: None that I know of.

Game Play: 10
Graphics: 10
Music/Sound: 10
Originality: 5
Overall Rating: 10

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