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Title: River City Ransom
Author:Technos Japan
Rom Player: RockNes
Reviewer: Naghi

Synopsis: Your girlfriend has been kidnapped by the evil Slick, it's up to you and your buddy to kick some a** and take down some names. That's it, that's the whole friggin' plot. Yer girlfriend has been kidnapped, now you've gotta beat the living crap out of every scumbag in the city to get her back. Is that beautiful or what? Unlike a lot of beat'em ups, in this one you can collect money from the dirtbags you ice and use it to buy new moves and food, the latter of which increases various stats. The graphics are kinda hard to explain if you've never played Super Dodgeball, Crash and the Gang, or if you have no idea who Riki and Kunio are. Technos made a whole bunch of games for the NES with almost psychotic munchkin looking characters. The characters just look weird, there's no tip-toeing around it. The bottom line is, get a friend, get some Jolt, and open up a serious can of whoop-a** on these freaky lookin guys. It's still fun with only one player, but it's just not the same.

Best Cheats: Best shop - In the Armstrong Thru-Way, under the fourth light there is a door. Go in to find extra cool (yet expensive) items.

Game Play: 10
Graphics: 7
Music/Sound: 7
Originality: 8
Overall Rating: 9

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