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Title: Earthbound
Rom Player: ZSNES
Reviewer: ItalianStereotype

Synopsis: Okay, most people love this game. They love it more than they love women and make sweet secksy love to it every night. Of course a few people hate it as well, but they are obviously retarded. This game is not for the hardcore RPG fans, it is meant for people who are new to the genre to be able to learn by. Most people, both old schoolers and newbies, really love this game though. One of the points this game is attacked on the most is the graphics. They are simple and cartoon-ish. Well, thatís because this game strives for simplicity. This game cannot be judged by graphics alone. Anybody ever play Gauntlet or Breath of Fire? Horrible graphics, but both good games. The plot is well-constructed and fairly original involving hippies, little children, and pedophile aliens, with a little queerish self-discovery thrown in for flavor. The jokes are horrible, but good for a laugh anyways. One of the best things about this game is that you can beat it and pick it up again a week, month, or 5 years later and still have good fun with it. You absolutely canít go wrong here.

Best Cheats: Oh come on, you don't need cheats for this game.

Game Play: 9
Graphics: 7
Music/Sound: 9
Originality: 10
Overall Rating: 9


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