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Title: Lord of the Rings
Rom Player: ZSNES
Reviewer: ItalianStereotype

Synopsis: Good Lord. Horrible. This game is absolutely horrible. Although it is based on the extremely popular Tolkien series, the programmers obviously never read the books. While many of the locales are obviously out of the book, you never know why you are there. Most of the quests consist of find this key so you can unlock this gate, but to do that you have to go into this forest which is also locked by a gate whose key is halfway across the world and guarded by a big, scary monster who can only be defeated by a special sword which is inside the forest thatís locked by the gate. Combat isn't pretty either. It's all hit-and-run, no variations. Everybody else in your party is completely retarded as well and if they happen to be killed, thatís it, no resurrection. Dead. Forever. On top of this, there is an assload of glitches and bugs that really make this game comparable to getting stabbed in the head. I will never play this game again, and I advise all of you never to start.

Best Cheats: Nothing Entered

Game Play: 1
Graphics: 2
Music/Sound: 5
Originality: 1
Overall Rating: 3

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