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Title: Alien Crush
Author:Unknown
Rom Player: Hugo
Reviewer: ItalianStereotype

Synopsis: Yesterday, while cleaning out the old shit I brought to college with me, I happened across my old Turbo. The first game I played when I hooked this bad ass up? Alien Crush of course. If you like pinball, play this game, if you don't like pinball, pull your head out of your ass and try it anyway. This game has alien raping fun for everyone. Your playing field is made up of two levels, which you can switch between by simply hitting the ball into the other screen. You can access the bonus rounds by smashing your ball at an alien, having it get eaten, and hoping this alien has a magic asshole that will take you there. Most of the bonus games are pretty fun, and are harder than they sometimes seem. The graphics in this game are great. You play in some creepy alien environment with excellently nasty monsters everywhere ready to destroy you. As far as music goes, well, you only have two tracks you can choose from at the start of the game, "Lunar Eclipse" and "Demon's Undulate." However, both tracks are beautiful and fit the game quite well. Overall, the entire feel of the music, environments, and graphics reminds me a lot of the R-Type series and Symphony of the Night (Castlevania for the more retarded of you out there). The Turbo Grafx-16 gave me some good times in the period before I owned a SNES and Alien Crush is definitely one of the better games on there. It is incredibly addicting and good for hours upon hours of sloth. Enjoy.

Best Cheats: Not really any cheats for this game.

Game Play: 9
Graphics: 9
Music/Sound: 8
Originality: 10
Overall Rating: 9

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