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Title: Clu Clu Land
Rom Player: NESticle
Reviewer: EdgeBebop

Synopsis: I played this game once at a friends house a long time ago. It was a lot like if Pacman was on LSD. Unlike Pacman, after a few minutes you'll quit the game right away. Why? It just plain sucks.

Gameplay (5/10): The controls are fucking annoying. You have to shoot this wave at these spiky blue ghosts that kinda look like dingle berries, and then crash into them. Sounds easy right? Well it's not. You don't really control Clu Clu, if that's his/her name, you have to grab onto poles with what looks like a boxing gloves and swing from place to place. It's damned annoying because Clu Clu never actually goes where you want him/her to actually go to.

Graphics (4/10): It's pretty much standard NES graphics. Nothing to see here folks, let's move along.

Music (2/10): There isn't much music in this game, and the little music there is is really fucking annoying.

Originality (6/10): In a way it's sort of original. There is no 'plot' that I know of though. You just mindlessly smash into ghosts with no reason. Maybe the main character just doesn't like ghosts?

Overall Rating (4/10): It just isn't a fun game. There are plenty of other better NES games out there to choose from. Trust me.

Best Cheats: Look them up at www.gamewinners.com yourself, I'm too damn lazy to do it. Finding cheats for this pile of crap isn't worth my time anyhow.

Game Play: 5
Graphics: 4
Music/Sound: 2
Originality: 6
Overall Rating: 4

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