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Title: White Water!
Rom Player: none
Reviewer: Mr. Mockery

Synopsis: I never really quite understood the purpose of this game because I got it for free when I was a kid without any instructions. It's part white water rafting and part thievery. The rafting is pretty fun and straightforward. You try going downstreem without hitting rocks and losing all 3 guys in your boat. If you hit a rock, a guy will fall out of the boat. You still have a chance to get him back in the boat, but if you don't hurry he'll float off the screen or be sucked in by a whirlpool.

Then there's the part I don't get. You park your boat on the shore and hop up on land and you find this guy with a bunch of axes that he throws at you if you steal his gold. It's pretty hilarious if you ask me. I mean what the hell were these people on when they decided to combine some axe-wielding maniac with white water rafting!? A real fun game, I still play this one every now 'n then.

Best Cheats: None that I know of.

Game Play: 8
Graphics: 8
Music/Sound: 6
Originality: 10
Overall Rating: 8


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