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Title: Wolfenstein 3D (2nd Review)
Author:Id Software
Rom Player: ZSNES
Reviewer: rammstein_87

Synopsis: I am really disappointed at the fact that there aren't enough WWII games and doom remakes for systems currently. But Wolfenstein is awesome, because not only is it a shoot nazis game, but it looks and feels like Doom! (Not sure if they're made by the same company) (Editorís note: For the remaining two people on the earth that donít already know, Wolfenstein 3D and Doom were both made by Id Software, Wolfenstein predating Doom by a few years) Now I have a serious confession to make: I only have the Gameboy Advance version, but after comparing the two versions, they are practically the same, if not, the GBA version is better.
Why is the GBA version of Wolfenstein so awesome? Well for one thing, you are William Blacowicz (a.k.a BJ) who just got captured by the nazis to find the Germanís blueprints for building a secret army. You escaped due to the stupidity of a German officer ( you knee Ďem and stab Ďem with his own knife while in your prison cell) and go terminator-style, killing everything in your path.
The game is divided into 6 episodes, with ten floors. Since people are less uptight about blood and gore, there is blood when you kill an nazi, or mutant (thatís what I was talking about the "perfect army" for Hitler). Also, they added the mustache for Hitler in all the paintings of him, so that it looks more realistic and it just is, cool.
All is not cool, however. Many parts of levels look identical, so getting lost is quite easy. Also there is no maps, so that adds on to confusion. Also, many walls are wood, which makes it look like a log cabin (Isnít it funny how weíre supposed to be in a castle yet it's like were in a carpenter's house?) Also, there are sounds, but no music whatsoever. But SNES and GBA music sucks anyway, so good riddance.
In conclusion, I believe that the positives outweigh the negatives in this awesome game. If you like Doom, are interested in WWII, or if you just hate nazis, play this game.

Best Cheats: I heard there are cheats but i dont know nor want them. I don't cheat in games

Game Play: 7
Graphics: 7
Music/Sound: 1
Originality: 8
Overall Rating: 9

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