Rom Player: Stella
Reviewer: Stephen, you can call me.
Synopsis: That's right, Spiderman wasn't started by the movie, you complete dumbfuck!!! Actually, I think you're smart enough. Anyway, that evil Green Goblin plans to destroy New York City!! But with what, a shiny glitter square? YES!! That's right, that bastard is going to blow up New York with a giant glitter square!!! How incredibly EVIL!! So now we have to save New York by web climbing (that's right, to make it harder you can't just climb) up a colorful building (WTF?) and watching out for bombs and pink wearing ninjas!! Is that what they are? I DON'T KNOW! Crappy, huh? But it is actually pretty fun! In fact, my friend and I had a HELL of a time when we downloaded the Rom and emulator! Quit liking things for how they look and just play it for the game, asshole! Oh yeah, green goblin may look like a green guy in orange pants riding an air-board, but he's still pretty dangerous! Sorry, but no Mary Jane. That's right, no girl that Spiderman cares about more that his own life. Now, you still have to save New York from the glitter square! THE EVIL GLITTER SQUARE, IT'S SO INCREDIBLY SHINY AND EVIL!! Now for a spoiler: When you get the square (EVIL!) you just get played the crappy music from the beginning, which doesn't even sound at all like "Spiderman, Spiderman. Doing anything a Spiderman can" or however the fuck it goes. It sounds more like a nazi anthem. DAMN, NAZIS BUILT IT!! But overall, a good game. I have no idea what originality means, but I give it a seven anyway. And you're done, FUCK NO! You have to do the same thing for other buildings, but for the gameplay it's worth it!
Best Cheats: If you run out of purple stuff, you die!!! Sorry, but I didn't notice this the first time I played.
Game Play: 7
Overall Rating: 7
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