Rom Player: RockNESX
Synopsis: Back when I was a kid, I thought that this was the greatest game ever, mainly because you got to shoot people with rocket launchers. And then they would explode and their body parts would land everywhere around the screen. It was so cool. But anyway, I thought it was a pretty sweet game, so naturally when I saw it in the store for five dollars, I picked it up fast.
The game, as I remembered it at least, was about these guys in blue and red suits walking around shooting and blowing up people. Now I know that those guys are drug officers and have to shoot and blow up a bunch of druggies that all look the same. By the way, isn't that a great message to send to kids?
"If you do drugs, a man in a blue, possibly red suit will come and shoot you with a rocket launcher."
But anyway, my memory apparently failed me, as this game is horrible. The controls are horrible and unresponsive, the enemies are so bad it's funny (one of them, for no apparent reason, is a clown, one of them attacks you by throwing a syringe at you), the level design is annoying and it's just a really bad game. In fact, the only redeeming thing I can think of about this game is the theme song, which was pretty cool, but it still doesn't make it worth turning on the game for, as the Pixies did a cover of it that was totally kickass. I'm gonna give it a 2 for Game Play because you can blow people up, but no points beyond that.
Final Verdict: As that guy from Nirvana once said, stay away.
Best Cheats: Nothing Entered
Game Play: 2
Overall Rating: 1
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