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Title: Super Metroid (4th Review)
Author:Nintendo
Rom Player: Snes9x
Reviewer: Mobile Suit Homer

Synopsis: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
WHO RUNS THIS PLACE?!
WHO COULD POSSIBLY ALLOW SOMEONE TO GIVE SUPER METROID ANYTHING LOWER THAN A PERFECT 10?!

Anyway, on to the review...
OF DOOM!

Game Play: 10
A perfect 10, of course. It's got so much replayability, it's just ridiculous. I've beaten it like six times (I'm not COMPLETELY obsessed) and have gotten all three endings. The most of the like billion items you can get is 86% (I think). This game is just spectacular and amazing.

Graphics: 10
Amazing. Just...
Amazing.
You can see Samus breathing. I mean, seriously; how many SNES games can you name where you can see the character breathing in and out distinctly? I can't name any.
Music: 10
The music is great and really sets the mood. In fact, sometimes there ISN'T music, because silence can say so much more then mere music in the right situations. I love it.
Originality: 10
I don't care if it's the third game in the series; I still give it a 10. It's my review, so I can say what I want. I mean, come on; it's like a billion times better than the first two. They may not be "originality" in the most literal sense, but I don't care.
Overall Rating: 10
Do I have to spell it out for you? This is basically the greatest video game ever made.
In fact, it IS the greatest video game ever made. It's not my favorite (that would be Xenogears), but it comes very close. As in REALLY close.
PLAY THIS GAME! IT'S AMAZING!

Best Cheats: No cheats, but here's a suggestion:
Try to blow up EVERTHING. At least, until you get the X-Ray/Infa-Red lens. Then you can just spy everything out with that.

Game Play: 10
Graphics: 10
Music/Sound: 10
Originality: 10
Overall Rating: 10



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