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Title: Friday the 13th (4th Review)
Author:LJN Toys, and Paramount Pictures Corporation
Rom Player: NESten
Reviewer: SephiCloud

Synopsis: If You have never at least heard of Jason Vorheese, You are either a newborn, or have no acsess to the media. If you fall into that catigory, here's the deal. A kid named Jason drownded into this lake while the camp conslers were "preoccupied" (code for fucking there brains out) and he came back to life, pissed at the world and invincible. U are one of the counclers, and your job is to protect the kids from him, or he kills them. Sounds easy, right? WRONG!
The kids are place all over the place, isolated from each other by the lake. Jason kills them off very quickly, and kills you off just as fast. If you DO manage to reach the kids, he battles you in a Punch-Out like blitz, where manouvering is very difficult. It takes forever to get decent weapons,(you start out with rocks, witch normally miss the enemies) and for some reason, zombies come out of the water and ground. Is this place an area where EVERYONE comes back to life? That didn't happen in the movies.

It is impossible to win this fuck fest of bad gamery (I am aware that gamery is not a real word, I couldnt think of another word...)In the end, this game sucks! Dont pick it up unless you enjoy impossible games!

Best Cheats: If you manage to beat this game, you get a message from Satin (That ws a joke) If you light all the fire places, you get a flashlight. This lets you enter a secret cabin and fight mrs. Vorheese severed head. If you do, you will recieve a machette (That was NOT a joke)

Game Play: 1
Graphics: 3
Music/Sound: 1
Originality: 4
Overall Rating: 2

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