|Title: Zombie Nation (2nd Review)
Rom Player: Nestopia
Reviewer: Jeebus McChrist
Synopsis: So, I'm sitting here rummaging through Trespassing.cc's endless amount of ROMs when I discover one titled "Zombie Nation" (and one title "Zombie Hunter", but damn, that is a much different story.). I happen to like zombies and the whole idea behind them, so I download this little ROM. I open it up and I figure it'd look and feel a bit like ye olde "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" for SNES; a more primitive version, I guess.
BUT NO. Apparently, Meldac believes that a "zombie nation" is of course going to be overrun by a giant head of which spews mucus and bullshit out of its mouth and destroys BUILDINGS. BUT OF FUCKING COURSE.
I can see the people at Meldac right now, brainstorming for upcoming games.
"Hey, hey, guys, let's do a game."
"Uh... vamp- Nah... HOW ABOUT ZOMBIES?!"
"WHY YES AND BY ZOMBIES YOU OF COURSE MEAN A GIANT HEAD THAT ATTACKS BUILDINGS?!"
"YES YES OF COURSE."
"AND HOW ABOUT WE ADD 'SAMURAI' INTO THE NAME?!"
"YES ALL THE WAY LET'S GO MAKE IT. :D"
Yeah. That's about how this piece of shit went.
I guess without my bias that a game about zombies should at least have something to do with zombies, rather than just the people in a town you're attacking being zombies, this game might be labeled decent.
By a moron.
And no eyeballs.
Best Cheats: What the hell are you going to cheat on? "HEAD SPEWS GROWTH HORMONES!"?
Game Play: 7
Overall Rating: 5
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