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Title: Toxic Crusaders
Author:Bandai
Rom Player: Nesticle
Reviewer: Bad Mr. Frosty

Synopsis: I really hate this chunk of crap. I LOVE the cartoon & action figures but this game is just plain EVIL. I'll start from the begining.

Game Play:1
You are Toxie the Toxic Avenger. And you have to save your girlfriend. I've seen this storyline a thousand times already, but I was willing to overlook that. Only if the gameplay was good, but to be frank, your better off trying to control a cheap $5.00 RC car from Radio Shack with a broken wheel. All Toxie can do is jump, and smack with his mop. Thats it! And to make matters worse, if you get hit once, just once, you loose your mop and I still haven't seen how to get it back. Then Toxie no longer hits with his mop, he punches instead. And his punches hurt even less then his mop smack. And as an added slap in the face, the Radiation Rangers, your enemies, can move much faster than you can. And they attack with more accuracy than Toxie could ever dream of.

Graphics:5
The colors are bright, but nothing is drawn well. Toxie looks more like an elderly woman than the Toxic Avenger.

Music:7
Like in most games that are really bad in the gameplay department, the music isn't half bad. It has some of the tunes from the cartoon series that aired for a very short time on TV.

Originality:1
Same old story line, but it's even worse because of the crappy gameplay.

Overall:2
Don't ever buy this game. It's okay of you want to download it just for a laugh, but don't EVER buy it. Not even for a penny. IT IS CRAP!!!!

Best Cheats: Level Passwords

Level 2 - 3276

Level 3 - 7525

Level 4 - 3815

Level 5 - 7011


Game Play: 1
Graphics: 5
Music/Sound: 7
Originality: 1
Overall Rating: 2

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