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Title: Bible Adventures
Author:Knowledge Tree
Rom Player: RockNESx
Reviewer: Justin McElroy

Synopsis: When I was in my church going days I had a youth leader that forced us to play this abysmal little blue cartridge. It consisted of 3 mini games. David and Goliath, Noah's Ark, And whoever Moses's mom was. Noah was probably the most fascinating NES character ever with the indomitable power of lifting 5 full grown cows above his head and still being able to run at what appeared to approach 30 mph. Mary's game just consisted of carrying Moses. If you know the story what she was doing was putting him in a basket and sending him down the river in the hopes he'd find a better-fit mother. I figured any body of water would work equally well but this is not the case. I don't think it's possible to beat any of these games. My girlfriend and I played Noah's Super Cow Lift Challenge for 4 hours and the merciful Lord still demanded more pairs of animals.

Best Cheats: If you don't press the power button you can actually skip all the levels. Preferable to actually playing.

Game Play: 2
Graphics: 4
Music/Sound: 3
Originality: 10
Overall Rating: 5

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