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Title: Super Mario Bros.
Rom Player: NESticle
Reviewer: Jason Vorhees

Synopsis: THE GREATEST MARIO GAME EVER! Everyone has played it at least once, so we all know what it's about. We play as Mario, a short plumber on a mission. Mario basically runs around, jumping on enemies and gathering coins. We have 8 stages, each with 4 levels. For some God Damn reason they decided to make eight Bowsers, but if you hit the first 7 with enough fireballs, they change into one of your other enemies and fall into the lava.

We start at 1-1, where we have out plucky little Mario leaving a small castle, for some damn reason. Now, after we leave this castle, one or two goombas attack. Jump on them, and hit the first question mark block, he gets a mushroom. Take it, get big, and continue. Nothing exciting for a while, just a three more levels, then we fight big bad bowser! After we royally woop him, we find a MUSHROOM MAN! WTF!? WHERE'S THE PRINCESS?! OHHHHHH, she's in another castle. GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! Well, Here I go, to fight some more Bowsers! DAMN! But still fun. Music isn't great, but who gives a shit?

Best Cheats: All the lives you want- Once you get to level 5-1, you jump on the turtle and kick him, he hits some enemies, then bounces back. After he hits the last enemy, you get a 1UP. Then you run through the level until you find the pipe in front of the cannons. Jump up next to the pipe, and get the 1UP mushroom. Save the game, and end. Repeat this as many times as you want.

Play as Luigi- When you’re at the place before the actual gameplay, press select.

Game Play: 10
Graphics: 10
Music/Sound: 5
Originality: 10
Overall Rating: 10


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