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Title: NBA Jam TE
Rom Player: Genecyst
Reviewer: Chad Johnson

Synopsis: NBA Jam TE was one of the most popular sports games of the nineties, and even today on the gameboy and PSX. But why?? Why was this game of two on two basketball so appealing??
Was it the prison rules?
Was it the physics defying dunks?
There is only one reason this game was so great.
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Will Smith.
By cheating you could unlock this secret character, as well as a stack of others including the president, and use them instead of the regular players. Quite frankly, I'd take Man in Black over the Miami Heat any day.
However, as anyone who has ever played the game will know, it can be very annoying. For instance, the pick ups. By touching these you gained special abilities, such as pinpoint 3 point shooting accuracy, or turbo power. I know what you're thinking. What's he talking about, the pick ups sound cool. Well, you've obviously never been 3 points down with 3 seconds left, and getting the dunk pickup, there by screwing you over.
Also, does the computer controlled team ever miss on the buzzer????? I swear it gets real fucking annoying being two points up and losing to full court shot on the buzzer. I donít care how good a shot John Stockton is, he ain't that fucking good.
I mean Jesus H. Christ, you put in so much effort to get so close, and the computer robs you in a split second.
Overall though the game is absolutely champion. If the computer does win on the buzzer, you can always fuck him up by pushing the cheating bastard off the ball. Plus its got Will Smith in it.
How many other computer games can say they've got an Oscar nominee in them??

Best Cheats: Nothing Entered

Game Play: 9
Graphics: 8
Music/Sound: 6
Originality: 9
Overall Rating: 9


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