|Title: Hunt for Red October (2nd review)
Author:High Tech Expressions, Beam Software 1990
Rom Player: NESticle
Reviewer: wolf man
Synopsis: Well, well, well, what have we here, another shitty movie license NES game, But this one takes the cake as far as suck-itude. This has got to be the worst peace of electronic shit I have ever seen. I mean, were the developers on crack while making this crap? It would certainly explain a lot. Well, enough babbling, on with my review!
This game is based around the movie Hunt for Red October. Well, sorta. The object of the game, (it pains me to call this a game) is to control your sub and run into walls, and get hit by enemies... at least, that's what happened to me.
Music: hahahaha! You call that shit music? You've got to be fucking kidding me! It sounds like a bunch of random notes played on a keyboard by a retarded monkey. But the sad part is, it isn't random! Nope, somebody actually composed this crap. Hmm, wonder who it was, a three-minute-old newborn?
Sound: the sound isn't much better. I actually think it's worse! There are only two sounds in the entire game, both of which don't work for the game at all.
Graphics: Jesus Christ, I don't even want to talk about them! Let's just say that they're really, really bad! Ok?
Final words: I would include the rom for this game, but I don't want to go download that again! Besides, if you really want it, (I don't know why the fuck you would,) go read the other review for this crappy masterpiece of a game. It is included in that review. But remember, delete it with in 24 hours... believe me, you won't miss it. Good day, and I hope I was able to save at least some of you from this crap-tacular game. Now I'm off to play Streets of Rage 2!
Best Cheats: 99 Submarines
When you run out of submarines, press Start and perform my ''Level Skip'' code to get 99 subs.
During gameplay, pause and press: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Left, Right, Right. You can now turn scrolling on or off.
During gameplay, pause and press: A, B, B, A, Right, Down, Up, Left, Left.
Full Systems Code
During gameplay, pause the game and press the following: A, B, Select, A, B, Select, A, B, Select, A, B, Select, A, B, Select, A, B, B, A
Level Skip Code
During Gameplay, pause the game, and press:
A, B, Select, Right, Left, Left, Right, Select, B, A, B, B, A
No Inertia Code
During gameplay, press Start to pause, then press:
Up, Down, Left, Right, Select. Repeat to turn the code off.
During gameplay, pause the game, then press:
Up, Down, Left, Right, Up, Down, Left, Right, Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, B, A
Game Play: 1
Overall Rating: 1
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