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Title: Revenge Of Shinobi, The
Rom Player: Gens
Reviewer: Edge Bebop

Synopsis: Everyone loves ninjas! They just plain kick ass! I mean you kill people, you sneak around; you’re a fucking spy! And shurikens and katanas and fuckin’ everything! And you even get to wear your pajamas to work! So what a perfect idea...a video game where you are a ninja! Does it kick fucking ass like a ninja...?

To answer your question: no.

Game Play (2/10): The controls suck! The main character never jumps high enough and he never shoots a shuriken right...even when you’re fuckin’ mashing the goddamn buttons!

Graphics (2/10): The graphics are just plain ugly; nothing is colorful, it's just dark shades of green and brown most of the time.

Music (4/10): the music sounds like midi songs of imperial music. :he sound effects aren't too bad though.

Originality (5/10): Compared to Ninja Gaiden's plot, it sucks ass, but ninja games back then were kinda hard to come by.

Overall Rating (2/10): Do yourself a favor and buy Ninja Gaiden if you want some ninja fun...if you want to develop an ulcer from atrocious gameplay, then by all means give this stinker a shot.

Best Cheats: 99 continues
go to the max number of continues on the option screen. wait a little bit. after a while the number will change to 99

Game Play: 2
Graphics: 2
Music/Sound: 4
Originality: 5
Overall Rating: 2

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