Lil' Markie

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http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html

Lil' Markie (Volume 1)

There's no photos or credits anywhere on this album. Just the sickly drawing on the cover and a list of song titles. I bought it for 50 cents on a hunch after noticing the title: "Diary of an Unborn Child".
As far as bizarre Christian LPs, I gotta say, this is this most extreme thing I've ever heard. It's some full grown man with a munchkin voice, singing terrifying songs about drug use, abortion and being a fat kid and each fill me with a profound sense of dread, horror, and disgust.
At one point, he acts out the part of a baby fetus, telling how happy he is to have fully formed fingernails at 4 1/2 weeks, and a well functioning heart after 6 1/2 weeks, etc., etc.
And then ... You can guess what happens.
This really, truly scared me the first couple times I played it, and I haven't played it since. Gotta include for that reason.

Here's an MP3 of "Diary of an Unborn Child" (http://www.showandtellmusic.com/mp3s/gallery_l/MarkieDiary.mp3) in it's entirety. See for yourself.

http://www.showandtellmusic.com/images/galleries/gallery%20l/lilmarkie.jpg

:faint

[crash0814]

I just skimmed throught the post, so I didn't even see the part about the abortion. Needless to say, I was kind of taken by surprise. That was far more disturbing than say, snuff porn.

[Rongi]

There are few things in the world more horrifing then that...

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Like taking candy from a baby, then feeding it to a diabetic.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so, was Lil Markie aborted or did he turn into a fat ass?

[Ninjavenom]

UGH. A record like that would drive me berserk.

[iron mitchell]

i have this! bought it on ebay for $4. i'll sell it for $8 if someone wants it.

[bigtimecow]

different

disturbing

"'cause mommy... you killed meeeeeeeee."

[ProfessorCool]

Keep in mind this is a fatass trying to scare you, there are things in this world that should scare you, this is just plain stupid.

"In the air tonight" is more haunting that this. :(

[soundtest]

so is ur mother

[whoreable]

lil markies the bomb yall

[ProfessorCool]

so is ur mother
I just hope she doesnt, abort, meeeeeeeee....... :x

[soundtest]

lol :(

iron mitchell if you're not full of shit why don't you put up some mp3's of the rest of it - this shit is sampling GOLD

[Helm]

This was awesome! I loved the minor chord when it goes "today my mother killed me" GWAAAANG!

I NEED the rest of this album!

[iron mitchell]

yes, soundtest, i'm full of shit... i lied about having a goddamned record... what the fuck?!
i have never ripped vinyl to mp3, but i could look into it sometime.

[ProfessorCool]

Imagine the terror of the fat kid songs. I wanna hear this piggy Squeel.