Who wants to bet I have LEAD POISONING!!! :D

[The One and Only...]

Can someone tell me what the health risks of biting down on lead shot are? I must have bitten down on ten of those little balls by now...

[O71394658]

Hurry, someone make a penis joke.

[da blob]

QUICK !

[AChimp]

You already did. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Lead get it?

[The One and Only...]

I suppose I should take these to mean "You're fine"?

[Matt Harty]

I don't think you'll make it. :(

[Jeanette X]

Relax. I'm pretty sure lead has to build up a long time to really hurt you.

But why are you biting lead shot in the first place?

[The One and Only...]

Shotgun + Squirrel = Food w/ shot in it.

Sometimes you just can't find all the shot before it's too late.

(P.S. Sorry, Jeanette, but you DID ask...)

[AChimp]

Eating squirrel... it doesn't get more redneck than that. Your family must still be on the rocks.

[Child of Belial]

I doubt that that amount of lead could really be hazardous(especially since you're building up a resistance by taking small doses over a period of time).
You should be more worried about the fact that you're wasting bullets on SQUIRRELS. They'res almost no meat on the damn things...

[mesobe]

shooting squirrel with a shotgun. Thats like shooting a tonka truck with a cluster bomb.

Im surprised you even ate the thing.

[executioneer]

not if it's a small-caliber shotgun like a 410 :rolleyes I bet the only shotgun you've ever seen was on tv :lol

-willie

[Comrade Rocket]

I'm gonna fill you so full of lead that i'll use your dick as a pencil.

I'm here all week folks

[Misinformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

Lead was first discovered in 1846, and was initially used as a clean-burning feul for locomotives. But after discovering it could be turned into gold, it was replaced by coal.

[Dole]

replace 'bet' in the title of this thread with 'hope'

[DamnthatDavid]

especially since you're building up a resistance by taking small doses over a period of time.

Lead was first discovered in 1846, and was initially used as a clean-burning feul for locomotives. But after discovering it could be turned into gold, it was replaced by coal.

They have found Lead Cups and plates dating back to the Dark Ages, and Roman Times. I doubt it was first discovered in 1846. And their is no way to build up a resistance to lead poisioning.

"Hey Lookie me! I was just stabbed by a small knife! But that ok! I building up a resistance!"

[Dole]

Take a wee glance at that characters NAME for fucks sake.

[Supafly345]

I'm gonna fill you so full of lead that i'll use your dick as a pencil.

I'm here all week folksHuh? Did I miss the punchline?

[Matt Harty]

DID YOU KNOW:

Lead was first discovered in 1846, and was initially used as a clean-burning feul for locomotives. But after discovering it could be turned into gold, it was replaced by coal.

:love


Haha DamnthatDavid and Supafly are clueless! hahaha

[Sethomas]

I used to chew on bullets all the time in hopes of getting lead poisoning. When I was ten I drank a sizable amount of mercury, well over the requisite amount to kill a large adult. After that my dad stopped bringing the stuff home from the hospital where he worked.

My liver and I are IMMORTAL! :(

[SupaFlea543]

Oh man see that's funny because I start to pity you but then it's a live joke. Ha. Ha.

[mesobe]

not if it's a small-caliber shotgun like a 410 :rolleyes I bet the only shotgun you've ever seen was on tv :lol

-willie

yeah... that and I happen to own three (which helps). I mean use common sense... your blasting a tiny animal with buckshot. Use a .22 and take its head off. But this requires some skill.

[mesobe]

[quote=executioneer]not if it's a small-caliber shotgun like a 410 :rolleyes I bet the only shotgun you've ever seen was on tv :lol

-willie

yeah... that and I happen to own three (which helps). I mean use common sense... your blasting a tiny animal with buckshot. Use a .22 and take its head off. But this requires some skill.

EDIT: Ive also experimented with all sorts of shotgun ordnance on squirrels too. ;)

[Bennett]

okay John Lee Malvo, keep rocking those squirrel head-shots, nevermind that people use shotguns to hunt rabbit, pheasants and all other types of small animals. The buckshot actually ensures that there is something left of the animal, dipshit.

[mesobe]

a bunch of forum junkies think they know everything about hunting.

[Sethomas]

I once shot a pet chicken with a 45-70. It was aminated to splode. :)

[executioneer]

what if you use those .22 caliber shot-shells :rolleyes

-willie

[mesobe]

what are you spewing on about?

in case your wondering, when I said .22 I meant from a .22 long rifle. not a fucking shotgun.

[MrAdventure]

shut up stupid!

[mesobe]

what ever you say, hemera-boy.

[Bennett]

squirrel-sniper

one shot, one kill.

[mesobe]

squirrel-sniper

one shot, one kill.

why do you open your mouth? when was the last time you killed something with a gun?

[executioneer]

I just think you're being ridiculous by assuming every shotgun you could possibly use is overpowered for shooting squirrels with >:

and there's shot shells you can use in a .22 LR :rolleyes

-willie

[kellychaos]

Is that lead in your pencil or are you just happy to see me? Shup! ;)

[mesobe]

and there's shot shells you can use in a .22 LR

those .22 LR shotgun shells are useless. you have to be about 13 feet away to get a decent spread. You might as well just hit it with a club if your that close.

Anyone with a decent eyesight and a steady hold can pop a squirrel in the head area with a .22 LR. Its a whole lot easier than eating lead and having to dig it out of everything you kill.

[davinxtk]

Wow, DamnthatDavid.

Keep arguing with misinformation man.


Don't take a hint from his name or anything.


Ever.

[jin]

Life is WAR. >:

Only against small animals apparently. :0

[ArrowX]

Firs off WTF are you doing with actual lead shots in your gun.....as far as I know they don't make bullets or buckshot loads with lead anymore. if your gonnakill a Squirrel use a 22 or a BB gun why a shotgun?

for extra fun shoot a full can of sillystring with a 12guage and watch the globs of shit fly

[The One and Only...]

I used to hunt squirrels with a .22, but hunting them with a scope on it is troublesome, and I'm too lazy to take it back off.

I'm only partially redneck. I hunt at my grandparent's house - other than that, I'm a "city slicker."

[The One and Only...]

Firs off WTF are you doing with actual lead shots in your gun.....as far as I know they don't make bullets or buckshot loads with lead anymore. if your gonnakill a Squirrel use a 22 or a BB gun why a shotgun?

for extra fun shoot a full can of sillystring with a 12guage and watch the globs of shit fly

Umm... most bullets are still made out of lead... especially shot in shotgun shells...

[mesobe]

yup. lead still does the trick... since it has a lovely mushroom effect when it hits hard stuff like bone. I think ArrowX is referring to the copper jacket that a lot of kinds of ammo use these days.

[ArrowX]

wow then i should probably refrain from rolling my 9mm Para round the inside of my mouth with my tounge....

[Sethomas]

I happen to disagree with you there. :)

[Dole]

Bloody Americans and their gun obsessions. Go out, get laid, and take some kind of chill-based pill, BRAH.

[kellychaos]

yup. lead still does the trick... since it has a lovely mushroom effect when it hits hard stuff like bone. I think ArrowX is referring to the copper jacket that a lot of kinds of ammo use these days.

The jacket never travels with the round. It is either expelled out the ejector port or, in the case or revolvers, stays in the cylinder. The portion of the round that enters the body is either lead or a lead-based alloy.

[soundtest]

Misinformation Man!!!!!

[mesobe]

Bloody Americans and their gun obsessions. Go out, get laid, and take some kind of chill-based pill, BRAH.

I aint no fuckin american. I just grew up around guns because of the area I used to live in. thats it.

[Bennett]

your mom

[mesobe]

no, *your* mom.

[da blob]

I just grew up around guns because of the area I used to live in. thats it.


Gaza ?

[mesobe]

no, rural BC Canada where bear and cougar maulings are a seasonal event.

[Pub Lover]

I aint no fuckin american...
no, rural BC Canada...
So you failed Geography in school?

[Zhukov]

So you failed Geography in school?
He must be American, because he is ignorant of Canada being Ameican.

I've never fired a gun in my life!

You're up late Pub. :/

[mesobe]

So you failed Geography in school?

what? Im from BC. BC stands for British Columbia. British Columbia is a province in Canada. Im from in a very remote area of British Columbia.

is there anything else you are confused about?

[Sethomas]

See, British Columbia is in the Western Hemisphere, otherwise known as the Americas after the Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci. That would happen to make you an American, I'm afraid, just like the Yankees and Columbians and everyone this side of the world.

[mesobe]

See, British Columbia is in the Western Hemisphere, otherwise known as the Americas after the Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci. That would happen to make you an American, I'm afraid, just like the Yankees and Columbians and everyone this side of the world.


:rolleyes

give me a fucking break. what chemically balanced person calls everyone in the northwestern chunk of the earth "americans."

[Pub Lover]

Those of us that didn't fail Geography when at school?

[mesobe]

so you call mexicans americans too eh? Im a North American. NORTH!


dumbass.

[kellychaos]

so you call mexicans americans too eh?


Yes.

[Pub Lover]

so you call mexicans americans too eh?
Keeping in mind Seth's definition, do you consider Mexico to be in America?
Does that have any bearing on them being 'American'?
Does being American stop them from being 'Mexican'?
Im a North American. NORTH!
So you understand that 'North' is both an adjective & a noun in that assertion?
dumbass.
I am a dumbass?
Is that for my overuse of questions?
Do they not use Socratic Irony as a teaching method in British Columbia, Canada?

[Comrade Rocket]

I like how this thread started about OAO getting lead poisoning

Then it was about guns and ammo

and now its about geography

ADD's Dream thread

[kellychaos]

I had food poisoning once but it didn't come from a gun. It came from bad pork in an army dining facility.

[Child of Belial]

See, British Columbia is in the Western Hemisphere, otherwise known as the Americas after the Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci. That would happen to make you an American, I'm afraid, just like the Yankees and Columbians and everyone this side of the world.

Ever heard of a colloquialism? People from the United States are called "Americans", and people from Canada are called "Canadians". It's not a hard concept to understand.

I guess you never learned about cultural boundaries in your
Geography class.

[Evil Robot]

Child of Belial

Best User Name Ever.

[kellychaos]

It's true that United States citizens are more commonly called Americans and it's probably due to the name of our country. Logically speaking; however, Canada is in the Americas and therefore, they ARE Americans. While the original person to make this point may have made a misleading social mistake, he was not logically wrong.

[Perndog]

Why didn't anyone point out that no one would use buckshot to shoot a squirrel?

GUESS WHAT! THEY MAKE SHOTGUN SHELLS WITH BBs IN THEM TOO! GOSH, WHAT A WEIRD IDEA, HUH DAVID? >:

[DamnthatDavid]

Where did that come from? I thought I dropped out of this thread.

[Pub Lover]

I guess you never learned about cultural boundaries in your Geography class.

Indeed, I was edumacated about them in Cultural History class. :)

I got a 'C'. :(

[JerkFromGermany]

i hate my hair and want to dye. :(