Work rant, this ones about a cunt customer.

[Evil Robot]

So I was at work yesterday when I fixed a flat tire for this woman. It was no big deal, I just pull the nail out of the tire and stick in a special gummed plug thing and the tire once again holds air. We don't charge people for little bullshit things like that but we expect a tip now and then. I bring the womans car down off the lift and go into the lobby to tell her its done. The cashier says to her "No charge ma'am, but if you would like to tip the mechanic that would be great." she then says "OK", turns, looks right at me and walks out. Not a thank you or nothing.
Cunt. I should mention it was a brand new Lexus so it ain't like she was hard up for money.

[mesobe]

you should have cut her brake lines.

[Evil Robot]

I should have just let some air into the lines, thats like cutting them, but nobody has to die.

[mesobe]

well what sort fo evil robot are you. death to her!

[Geggy]

maybe she thought you were ugly and didn't want to "tip" you if you catch my drift.


i'm sorry evil robot please dont rape me :(

[Evil Robot]

I'll rape whomever I please.

[Geggy]

why didnt you follow her to her house and rape that cunt then?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

was she hawt?

[thebiggameover]

you should have told her you have a bomb...
:(

[CaptainBubba]

A mechanic you say? What would you charge to replace a bumper on a 2001 Saturn SL? I kinda dented my parent's. :(

[Evil Robot]

The bumper valance costs anywhere from $270 to $400, depends on who you buy it from. If you have somebody paint it but you install it yourself, the whole project would cost about $550 (just a ballpark figure). I would highly recomend you have somebody install it since airbag sensors are integral with the bumper on saturns ( :( ) and it would look like shit if it's not aligned right.

[camacazio]

This thread sure has gotten shitty since the first post.

[Evil Robot]

Your mother has gotten shitty since her first child.

[HickMan]

Maybe she didn't know you were the mechanic :/

[Zhukov]

I feel for you Evil Robot. It really is easy to say thankyou.

Some nonce at the bus stop today says "Hey mate can I borrow 40c for a bus ticket? I need to get home."

So I say "no worries mate" and give him 50c, then he says "actually can I have another 70c? I need to pay for my girlfriend."

I say "sorry I only have enough for..." And cuts me off and bellows "COME ON SHARON THIS IS OUR BUS!" And Sharon flicks her cig away and they get on the bus. DESPITE not having enough for a bus ticket but also enough for smokes. Fuck off.

People that don't say thankyou should be punched.

[mesobe]

I once sold an old bus transfer to a drunk indian for a buck.
"hey man... this thing. is so *old*.... I cant use it maaaan"

" sure ya can... just flash it to the bus driver and sit down. he doesnt give a shit!"

so he got on the bus and I got a buck!

[Evil Robot]

Trading worthless items to an indian? you must be the first person in history to do that!

[mesobe]

it wasnt useless... it got him on the bus!

[Anonymous]

ER, do you know any sites I could plug a VIN number into to get information on a vehicle?

Also, will a VIN number tell you the car's color?

[Command Prompt]

A mechanic you say? What would you charge to replace a bumper on a 2001 Saturn SL? I kinda dented my parent's. :(

How do you dent a saturn? I thought they were made of plastic

[executioneer]

chojin would http://www.carfax.com/ help you? :/

edit: apparently to get the FULL REPORT you have to register for $25 :/

-willie

[Evil Robot]

I can find out if you tell me what the make and model is. Don't bother with carfax if all you want is the color.

[Anonymous]

I need the color cause I need to replace the driver's side mirror. But I'll also need to know how to do that, exactly, when I get the part. I'll get the VIN number tomorrow or something.

[Evil Robot]

When you get the part pick up a service manual (Chiltons or Haynes). That has a section on decoding VINs and should also tell you how to replace the mirror. You pretty much can't do shit without one of these books.

[sadie]

you nonce. :lol

[Comrade Rocket]

I have a car and it broked, can you make it work again?

[Evil Robot]

$$$!!!