How did you find out about I-mockery? VETS only please lol

[Command Prompt]

No one reads that wishy washy "introduce yourself" sticky anymore so

Me: I found out about I mockery back in september of 2002. It came up in a google search for "Metal Slug 4 rom" :lol My first newbie beatdown was from RussoMX or whatever and I remember when Chojin wasn't an asshole. We had a conversation about furry porn :lol

aaah memories.

[Schimid]

http://pulolesu.gamewolf.com.tw/history/hitman/japan/demolition1.jpg

[Helm]

Did you just like edit this thread's name from newbies to VETS cause if you did you're a fucking tool.

[Schimid]

http://pulolesu.gamewolf.com.tw/history/hitman/japan/demolition1.jpg

[Command Prompt]

man, people need to start calling people tools more often

EDIT ya I did cause I was thinking of BAPE

[Anonymous]

Wait, I wasn't an asshole?

[Schimid]

http://pulolesu.gamewolf.com.tw/history/hitman/japan/demolition1.jpg

[Command Prompt]

http://www.thedestroyer.com/images/flair3.jpg

[Schimid]

http://pulolesu.gamewolf.com.tw/history/hitman/japan/demolition1.jpg

Lock it.

[Command Prompt]

you're just jealous cause you're not a VET

[Command Prompt]

:lol :lol :lol

[Helm]

You're a massive tool. The worst around currently.

Last edited by El Mariachi on Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:29 am, edited 26 times in total

[Command Prompt]

I havn't been called a tool in two weeks. The last time was when I took a shit in the womens washroom by mistake :(

[incog]

in the sink?

[Evil Robot]

Mariachi, I detect a hint of eliteism. Shut up now before I have you put to sleep.

[Command Prompt]

:( Sorry

[SMN]

Hmmmmm.......

It was December 1999. I was looking up humor on a random search engine. My results were slim pickens. Nothing but outdated, stupid toilet humor. but I came across I-mockery. I was amazed at the stuff Rog wrote. In fear of Non-exceptance, I never touched the forums . But just 3 months ago, I decided to grow some balls, and look at this insane community.

[Bod]

What if you've been coming intermittently for some yaers I think but just not posted much in the last year? Am I just a spanner?

[davinxtk]

March-ish 2000-i think.


A candy kid I knew was getting ragged on in the Anti-Rave forum on the EZBoards. She asked me for defense, and got no such reward.

[Dole]

I did a google search for 'How to meet some very nice people initially and then slowly have any trace of sympathy or empathy for the human race, in particular teenage/recationary Americans sucked out of you, until your misanthopic tendency becomes an all consuming loathing that invades every fibre of your being, but ultimately makes you feel an awful lot better about yourself because you can always say thank fucking CHRIST I am not like that.'

[davinxtk]

Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

[da blob]

Dole and I seem to have the same version of google installed on our perrrrrrsonnal computarrrrrrrrrs.






OMG OMG Dole I hadn't noticed your new sig.
I LOVE YOU

[Evil Robot]

I came here from a link on the upright citizens brigade website. It was to sign a petition to have the episodes released on DVD. That was four years ago.

[Dixie]

i've been here for about two years. am i a vet yet?

[Emu]

I've been here for a while, but I didn't notice the message boards til last summer :lol

[Matt Harty]

One from the Fark batch.

[Dole]

OI, BLOB: bb fan then are you? jolly good :posh

[pjalne]

I was starting writing stuff for my own site and wanted to check out other pop culture sites to learn some conventions and find a vacant niche. I'm pretty sure I found I-Mockery through X-Entertainment.

EDIT: I'm ignoring the faggotry in this thread because I think it's a pretty decent topic all things considered.

[BAPE]

good topic i like to reminis about the golden days of mocking before this board was turned into a newbie wasteland it was more intelligent back then and the posts were top notch i first came to imockery back when this site began hosted on geocities i believe but i never posted because back then there was no message board and i never knew about the message board until later and even then the vets and i would only talk by private messaging each other so this is a good test to see if you are a vet or not if in the old days you talked to me with private messages chances are you are a vet haha now we know sorry to crush your dreams newbies oh well i hear fark is looking for new members better luck there or is this just the tough love of the initiation you never know haha im joking[center:55ba712420][/center:55ba712420]

[Rez]

all of you can blame hobo renee.

[da blob]

Yup Dole, I kinda am. And vegetables' my favourite song.

[Mike]

I was googling for rom hacks.

[Gurlugon]

One from the Fark batch.

Same here.

[Rev. Danno]

I got on because My friend Erin (Agent Burdock) was telling me about how I'd like Mr. Mockery's Site. I only knew him as a guy from the UCB boards. I remember when it was the Christopher Walken interview and a few others on the Mini-mock site, and I remember when the Mockery church was launched... early '99? I'm not sure, but I do remember when everyone was a newb. and I got no beatdown, I hit the boards running and was actually sorta funny back then...
Someday I'll finish a Mini-mock... Or I'll make a mini-mock about all the half finished Mini-mocks I have saved on my computers...
Um yeah... In your face ladies...

[Supafly345]

I was intrigued by a shameless plug posted by someone named "Mockery" right on the front page of Newgrounds.com (http://www.newgrounds.com). It was an exciting post about, what he claimed to be, The Greatest Commercial EVER! (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/commercial/default.asp)
I read it, cracked up, read the rest of the minimocks available at the time, had a few chuckles at them, and finally after reaching nirvana when discovering the ROM hack reviews, I decided that I would become an regular visitor from then on.

[Two-Faced]

esp!

[glowbelly]

i forgot. i know it had something to do with one of the cards and then i got an email saying i should post to the forums. i think i told rog that he should accept paypal or something like that.

[ScruU2wice]

I was google searching "crazy animal loving girls bathing in turtleneck soup," And after going through the first 37 pages i found a site which linked me to another site which has loose affiliation with a site that led to this site's internet sex pervert exposed section :(

[Two-Faced]

all of you are so full of shit
god i hate you each and every one of you :(

[huond]

I never really came to *these* i-mock forums till recently, but I used to lurk and occasionally post on the old UCB I-Mock board around the time UCB was cancelled (2001?) but I remember visiting the site before then. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I came to the site when the first UCB petition came out. I started posting on the boards when I spammed my old website to a bunch of random people and Mr. Mockery was one of them. He wrote me back, told me my site was funny, and said I should post on the message boards.

[AChimp]

I spammed Mock with my website and he told me to fuck off and that I'd never be accepted, so I posted on the message boards anyways. :(

And here I still am. I think Protoclown and Mock are the only people that have more posts than I do. :(

[thebiggameover]

pixel pals. i didn't post on here till way later...
:/

[Esuohlim]

I've been lurking for a long time before I started posting. Like, about 3 or 4 years or so. I don't remember when I first came. It was, like, when Things That Must Be Destroyed Part 1 was a brand new minimock. :(

[FartinMowler]

I did a search on arguing :/ I guess I should have done one on apathy >:

[brandinoel]

Well not really a vet, but oh well. I found I-mockery when searching for something like Christian goth and there was a message bord at that time devoted to whinny goths lol and I was one of them (I'm rather ashamed). was the gothic_poet for awhile and then the_drunken_crack_whore, and finally left because I got a life... sadly it didn't last and I came back outta bordom :(

[SMN]

Edit: I did lurk around the ezBoards, but never joined untill July 2001 to submit entries to the logo contest. I rarely posted then. I joined the .net boards 3 months ago Cuz every time I tried to register it said "Web Site not Responding".

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I found a link to the Metal Mockery page on Century Medias web site.

[Dr. V]

Yeah I'm not a vet but who cares, I was thinking about this when I was shaving yesterday.

One time, like a year and a half ago, I saw the "Kill the old man from Zelda" game on Newgrounds at my sisters house. So a while later I was like "Hey I wanna see that aold man thing again." So I searched for it and it come up on I-Mockery. At first, I wasn't really impressed, but then I read the how to toughen up my pink razor and I was hooked. It was a while later that I even ventured into the fourms. I was too busy laughing my ass of at Rog's antics.

GOD BLESS YOU I-MOCKERY!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

GOTHIC POET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look Max, Gothic Poet!!!!!

[sadie]

i followed a link from somewhere (sa, i think) to the goldfish mock.

[JerkFromGermany]

I clicked on the i-mockery Logo in "domo kun´s angry smashfest"

Got it from newgrounds, i think.... :/

[Spooky]

one day i was like "i have this great idea for a website called i-mockery. you can base it on your visonary darkness stuff, rog!" to my friend rog.

he said "no, thats a bad idea! can i borrow your credit card?"

and then he stopped talking to me.

years later i see he took my idea. >:


and i'm lying.

[BAPE]

right on this spooky guy has potential hey vets lets ease up and let him up a notch listen you are getting it straight from the top here i say submit an article like that to Esuohlim maybe you will make the cut no promises but this is the best shot youre gonna get dont blow it haha positive reinforcement mixed with a little pain thats how they learn am i right guys[center:7badf71f52][cod]http://www.rdrop.com/users/tedpet/blowup.gif[/code][/center:7badf71f52]

[CastroMotorOil]

Lurked for about 2 years or so on and off, then made an ass of myself on the old boards, then went back to lurking, then rejoined when the new forum system was launched, made ANOTHER ass of myself, now i languish in anonyminity due to the fact that I have no funny. But that's better then jerseyboy :(

I can't remeber worth a damn what was new when I first started going to the site or how i found it, I think it was a link somewhere.

[Anonymous]

I remember asking who you were and just how the fuck you got so many posts.

But that's about it.

How the fuck did you get so many posts?

[liquidstatik]

I first saw the site through Pixel Pals. I read a lot of them.. then started reading the Mini Mocks. After that I decided to lurk the forums for a bit. Then I joined. :/

[CastroMotorOil]

By chiming in whenever i felt it appropriate, im mostly ignored.

I shall now go and cry in a corner for three days, write some gothic poems about the inherent darkness and unfairness of this conformist society, then go on a 16 day acid trip in which i will explore the magic that is cream cheese, finally apexing with a self actuallizing moment when i will receive, Total Consciousness.


Im such a loser. :)

[rainbowbrite]

My being on here is all trigger's fault :/

Blame him if you wish.

[camacazio]

I came with SupaFly.

[kahljorn]

I can't remember when I came here, sometime around when emma and burdock and chojin did. I think I found this site through I-cynic dot com.
Everybody agrees I was much cooler back then, and also slightly funnier.

[Anonymous]

...i will explore the magic that is cream cheese, finally apexing with a self actuallizing moment when i will receive, Total Consciousness.
And hopefully, punctuation skills.

Everybody agrees I was much cooler back then, and also slightly funnier
And you had one of those gay two-headed Linux penguins as your avatar.

[executioneer]

siunce this thread is for vets only I would like to ask what is the best treatemnt for fleas for cats :lol

-willie

[Captain Robo]

Some douchebag was using my computer when I wasn't looking.

I come back and find this shit on it.

[Zhukov]

I was looking fo Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen pornography, and I stumbled onto a thread by AChimp.

[Perndog]

I found I-Mockery via Newgrounds I think, a year before I discovered the message board.

[CastroMotorOil]

punctuation, is for teh. gayzors:

[Anonymous]

So is typing like that.

[Comrade Rocket]

Umm lets see, I saw my brother on the .com and thought it was hilarous. For like about a year or so I was looking for the site but I got no luck cuz I thought it was called J-mockery. Finally once I was winding down from my ninjaburger phase (i was a vet there, Yu Fong Lee if any of you been there) i clicked on one of the links and came here to the .com again. Messed around there for awhile, till i found the fourms and i have never turned back since.

[kahljorn]

"And you had one of those gay two-headed Linux penguins as your avatar."

Yes, yes I did. I even named them and wrote lame stories about them. I have yet to find something that would rival the ingenuity of a two-headed penguin. I want to use a flower of life or a tree of life, but that's just not cool.

[Slinky Ferret]

>: A flower of life?

[kahljorn]

..yes. I'll find one.

[kahljorn]

there's one, only the graphic is absolutely horrible for it :( Is there a way to force a resize on it? It is 100x100, normally...

[AChimp]

I was looking fo Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen pornography, and I stumbled onto a thread by AChimp.
HAHAHA... awesome. :)