My battle thread. [Archive]

ultra perfect cell

Mar 17th, 2004, 08:47 PM

In the later part of "UPC I'm gonna kill you," Chojin, Hickman, and many others would be type in attacks and actions ( *jumps on UPC, sucks Sam's weiner (Hickman, you know who you are), etc., etc.) Anyway, I wanna do it again. Who wants to duel UPC? WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS?

ultra perfect cell

Mar 17th, 2004, 09:08 PM

Get ready. *powers up to ultra level*

HickMan

Mar 17th, 2004, 09:59 PM

Whoever posts after me is a FAG >:

Emu

Mar 17th, 2004, 10:19 PM

Mr. Vagiclean

Mar 17th, 2004, 10:58 PM

*loves his polska kielbasas*

mesobe

Mar 17th, 2004, 11:05 PM

oopsies...

http://www.bollywoodworld.com/funnypics/srk.jpg

phnompehn

Mar 17th, 2004, 11:46 PM

MY EYES!!! BURNING!!! :(

ScruU2wice

Mar 17th, 2004, 11:54 PM

that is so hot...

ProfessorCool

Mar 18th, 2004, 04:17 AM

MY EYES!!! BURNING!!! :(

THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING! :dunce

Matt Harty

Mar 18th, 2004, 10:49 AM

Go to fucking RPG forum. >:

ultra perfect cell

Mar 18th, 2004, 04:11 PM

*stuffs sock in Matt Harty's mouth* ANYTHING GOES!

Mr. Vagiclean

Mar 18th, 2004, 04:32 PM

* :( *

kellychaos

Mar 18th, 2004, 04:41 PM

It's hard to challenge one whose battle cry is "Mooooommmmmmy!" :(

Emu

Mar 18th, 2004, 06:54 PM

There should be a roleplay forum JUST for UPC. :lol

General Blabber

Mar 18th, 2004, 07:36 PM

Did somebody say BATTLE? I certainly accept! We shall each choose one weapon. My weapon of choice? Behold:

http://tdhc.vip.sina.com/fatman.jpg

Here's the wager, ultra perfect cell. I WON'T detonate this on your face if you surrender now and hand over your fort and at least one fine wench.

And THAT is how war is played out, friends.

phnompehn

Mar 18th, 2004, 07:39 PM

A) I had sex with your mom.

B) Why would a civil war general use a WWI bomb?

C) Shut up.

Esuohlim

Mar 18th, 2004, 07:43 PM

HERE'S A WAGER: MY FART IN YOUR FACE :lol

eggyolk

Mar 18th, 2004, 09:03 PM

A) I had sex with your mom.

B) Why would a civil war general use a WWI bomb?

C) Shut up.

Time travel, duh :rolleyes

Schimid

Mar 18th, 2004, 10:30 PM

Phnom sucks :lol

executioneer

Mar 18th, 2004, 10:45 PM

I liked that show :lol that girl was really good at tennis :lol

-willie

Matt Harty

Mar 19th, 2004, 09:38 AM

HEY UPC I RLY LIKE UR AVATR WHATS IT A PICTURE OF?

Spectre X

Mar 19th, 2004, 11:46 AM

General Blabber is great. :(

And UPC is just too pathetic to make fun of right now. Seriously. :(

ultra perfect cell

Mar 19th, 2004, 03:53 PM

Matt Harty, it's a picture of Cell. Who else?

MEATMAN

Mar 19th, 2004, 03:57 PM

My weapon of choice:

http://www.hkpro.com/image/gmgcover.jpg

General Blabber

Mar 19th, 2004, 05:23 PM

MEATMAN, get out of my war. Negros polish the weapons in my infantry, not use them. Get a move on.

The Retro Kat

Mar 19th, 2004, 09:03 PM

That chick looks like fes from that 70's show.

MEATMAN

Mar 19th, 2004, 09:30 PM

You wish you owned this, General.

mesobe

Mar 19th, 2004, 11:42 PM

WWI bomb? that lookslike Fat Man from WWII (you know, the nuke)

ProfessorCool

Mar 20th, 2004, 03:34 AM

I liked Don the best. He inspired me to make home-made nunchuckus and beat up my brother with them

:hypno

phnompehn

Mar 20th, 2004, 09:24 AM

WWI bomb? that lookslike Fat Man from WWII (you know, the nuke)

I meant WWII. But I'm retarded.

mesobe

Mar 20th, 2004, 10:22 AM

spellink mistakes are not allowed.

Esuohlim

Mar 20th, 2004, 12:23 PM

I DON'T KNOW, PHENONPHLEGM, WHY IS A CIVIL WAR GENERAL POSTING ON THE INTERNET IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE :rolleyes

ArrowX

Mar 20th, 2004, 01:29 PM

A) I had sex with your mom.

B) Why would a civil war general use a WWI bomb?

C) Shut up.

LOL YOU DIPSHIT that a "Fat Boy" Its from WWII

and UPC DARES rival MY stupidity!!!! You sir/mam Disgusts me

My weapon of choice!

http://www.secretweapon.com/images/secret/oicw-gun.jpg

Gurlugon

Mar 20th, 2004, 01:52 PM

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Gurlugon/railgun.jpg

Pow, bitch.

Matt Harty

Mar 20th, 2004, 01:58 PM

LETS ALL GOOGLE "GUNS"

Gurlugon

Mar 20th, 2004, 02:00 PM

:(

I Googled "railgun," if it's any consolation. :/

phnompehn

Mar 20th, 2004, 04:34 PM

I DON'T KNOW, PHENONPHLEGM, WHY IS A CIVIL WAR GENERAL POSTING ON THE INTERNET IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE :rolleyes

I love you.

MEATMAN

Mar 20th, 2004, 09:47 PM

I shall use THIS instead:

http://www.descent-3.com/models/fusion.jpg

FEEL MY WRATH, MORTALS!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA!

agroskaterik

Mar 20th, 2004, 10:27 PM

The Retro Kat

Mar 21st, 2004, 12:25 AM

MEATMAN LIEKS TO DRINK RASBERRY FLAVORED DIET RITE COLA

FUCK, YOU GOT CLOWNED, BITCH

MEATMAN

Mar 21st, 2004, 11:07 AM

I LOVE RASPBERRY FLAVORED DIET RITE SODA! I'M DRINKING ONE RIGHT NOW!

MEATMAN

Mar 21st, 2004, 11:07 AM

*vaporizes The Retro Kat with his Fusion Cannon*

Who's clowned now?

Esuohlim

Mar 21st, 2004, 12:23 PM

Fuck this >:

liquidstatik

Mar 22nd, 2004, 01:37 AM

What's up, big guy?

ultra perfect cell

Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:43 PM

I shall use THIS instead:

http://www.descent-3.com/models/fusion.jpg

FEEL MY WRATH, MORTALS!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA!

:rock With a weapon of that caliber, you might pose a challenge. It will be a nice feather in my cap killing you. I'm breathless with anticipation. Get ready for battle! :imock

MEATMAN

Mar 23rd, 2004, 05:39 PM

Not right now, I'm writing a paper.

ultra perfect cell

Mar 23rd, 2004, 06:13 PM

You have five posts to finish, counting this one. OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE............

Matt Harty

Mar 23rd, 2004, 06:14 PM

Posts: 380

ultra perfect cell

Mar 23rd, 2004, 06:18 PM

That was two. TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE...... ..........

Gurlugon

Mar 23rd, 2004, 06:44 PM

Big McLargehuge

Mar 23rd, 2004, 06:59 PM

HEY GUYS WHAT IS UP?

MEATMAN

Mar 23rd, 2004, 09:53 PM

*CONCEALED 100 MEGATON WARHEAD ATTACHED TO ULTRA PERFECT CELL ACTIVATED. DETONATION WILL OCCUR IN 10 SECONDS. COUNTING DOWN...
10...
9...
8...
6...

Mr. Vagiclean

Mar 23rd, 2004, 10:01 PM

*starts eating MEATMAN's mom*

Sajuuk

Mar 23rd, 2004, 10:27 PM

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/intro09.gif

MEATMAN

Mar 23rd, 2004, 11:01 PM

*OOPS! SKIPPED 7! NO MATTER...
7...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
HAVE A NICE DAY!*

phnompehn

Mar 24th, 2004, 07:27 AM

Yayz! My Hot Pocket is readyz! Lolz!

Matt Harty

Mar 24th, 2004, 02:11 PM

Where do you think you are?

phnompehn

Mar 24th, 2004, 02:39 PM

MEATMAN was using his infamous microwave digital clock of doom countdown. I conveniently hid my frozen meal in it, so that I may benefit as well.

MEATMAN

Mar 24th, 2004, 02:49 PM

*warhead detonates, completely obliterating Cell and leveling everything for 100 miles*

*phnompehn's TV dinner comes out slightly overdone*

Esuohlim

Mar 24th, 2004, 04:15 PM

HEY NERDS, SHUT YOUR CUNTS OR WHEREVER IT IS YOU TALK OUT OF (YOUR CUNTS) >:

phnompehn

Mar 25th, 2004, 08:03 AM

*warhead detonates, completely obliterating Cell and leveling everything for 100 miles*

*phnompehn's TV dinner comes out slightly overdone*

Damn! I always forget to poke holes in the cover over the corn!

kellychaos

Mar 25th, 2004, 05:07 PM

This is a "NO CORN-HOLING" zone! >:

phnompehn

Mar 25th, 2004, 05:28 PM

Damn again! Corn-hole based attacks are my only offense.

MEATMAN

Mar 25th, 2004, 06:26 PM

Damn again! Corn-hole based attacks are my only offense.

No problem! CATCH!!

*throws the RAILGUN to phnompehn*
http://homepage.mac.com/clave/Gallery/q2railgun.jpg

Esuohlim

Mar 25th, 2004, 06:35 PM

WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU ALL TO DO?

MEATMAN

Mar 25th, 2004, 06:41 PM

What's the matter? Feeling left out?

Come on! Join the fun!

*throws the CHAINGUN to Esuohlim*
http://homepage.mac.com/clave/Gallery/q2chaingun.jpg

The Retro Kat

Mar 25th, 2004, 10:51 PM

MEATMAN LIEKS TO SEX SMELLS PENI

Matt Harty

Mar 26th, 2004, 10:40 AM

HEY NERDS, SHUT YOUR CUNTS OR WHEREVER IT IS YOU TALK OUT OF (YOUR CUNTS) >:

Schimid

Mar 26th, 2004, 04:22 PM

Hey, guys, guess what? I just became a moderator! I asked Mock really nicely and everything and he let me be one.

I'm gonna test my authority here. Anyone that posts after this is banned automatically, no questions asked, and I don't care who you are. Try me.

MEATMAN

Mar 26th, 2004, 06:05 PM

Gurlugon

Mar 26th, 2004, 06:18 PM

Schimid

Mar 26th, 2004, 06:24 PM

Yeah, MEATMAN, but who's gonna protest me banning you? You're gone.

So are you, Gurlugon.

MEATMAN

Mar 26th, 2004, 06:28 PM

That's odd... I'm still here.

MEATMAN

Mar 26th, 2004, 06:43 PM

Still here.

MEATMAN

Mar 26th, 2004, 06:59 PM

Read the FAQ, and moderators (which you claim to be) do not have the power to ban.

Gurlugon

Mar 26th, 2004, 07:00 PM

Yeah, MEATMAN, but who's gonna protest me banning you? You're gone.

So are you, Gurlugon.

Damn. :(

Schimid

Mar 26th, 2004, 07:06 PM

You're just making it worse on yourself, MEATMAN. Now I'm banning you and disabling the URL to this site for you.

MEATMAN

Mar 26th, 2004, 07:13 PM

Nice try, Skippy, but I'm circumventing your moderator abilities.

Schimid

Mar 26th, 2004, 07:16 PM

Just for that, I'm deleting your doghouse. Your dog was still inside, but I took him out of the recycle bin. You owe me.

MEATMAN

Mar 26th, 2004, 07:42 PM

I was kind of hoping you had left him in there. I've been trying to get rid of him for years.

MEATMAN

Mar 27th, 2004, 06:09 PM

Looks like Cell has passed on! I WIN!

Schimid

Mar 27th, 2004, 10:12 PM

Shut up, fag.

ultra perfect cell

Apr 2nd, 2004, 04:03 PM

Looks like Cell has passed on! I WIN!

No, I was regenerating. I know we had truce, but I HAD to reply.