Extreme Unicycling

[agroskaterik]

Now i've seen a LOT of things put in extreme form.. but HOLY SHIT!

http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/albums/albuu21/U2trailer.mov

[Evil Robot]

Shut the fuck up.

[Drev]

No you shut the fuck up. >:

[Evil Robot]

Your crusin' for a brusin'.

[agroskaterik]

ouch

[ScruU2wice]

so this is the extreme sport that causes the most animosity...

[agroskaterik]

..not to mention not being able to have kids for the rest of your life

[Cap'n Crunch]

I remember in like 4th grade this douchebag with red hair brought in a unicycle and he fell down and his nose broke. It was good times. :(

[DamnthatDavid]

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/UniDeath.jpg

I would of won that Pillow Fort Contest...
And my unicycle's tire is flat. :(

[Evil Robot]

You try to hard.

[DamnthatDavid]

And you suck.

Everything in that picture was found within 5 feet of my computer,
no real effort required.

[Evil Robot]

Thats a fairly wide range of objects to be stored within 5' of one another. Your not Al-Qaeda are you?

[Snatchtastic]

There's C-4 on the unicicle.

[Evil Robot]

The tire is deflated so he can pack herion inside it and bring it across the border.

[DamnthatDavid]

Damn That Me, you figured it out.

My desk is huge, I could easly lay down underneath it. If I moved the wires, and the subwoofer.

[Evil Robot]

Is that where you go to cry?

[mesobe]

thats a BB gun and a sword you can get at a junk store in china town.

[Supafly345]

Thats a fairly wide range of objects to be stored within 5' of one another. Your not Al-Qaeda are you?He isn't kidding. On his desk he has origami from 3 years ago, stupid colorful gimmicks, toys, and whatever else he currently was holding before he got distracted by his computer.

Needless to say, he has too much crap. I think the ninja motief was just another exuse to hide his face though, not an attempt to be funny.

[Evil Robot]

Oh, so he's a flaming homosexual that collect brightly colored toys?

[ArrowX]

I kicked a unicycler onece....he schased me and kicked my ass

[mesobe]

there was a bum who got his hands on a unicycle in my neighborhood. Its funny to watch him ride it around while carrying two bags of empty cans.

[Rongi]

I kicked a unicycler onece....he schased me and kicked my ass

I bet he isn't the only one who's kicked your ass before.

[Esuohlim]

All the Evil Robot posts rule in this thread.

[Matt Harty]

Yeah I noticed he beat down everyone in this thread.

[ArrowX]

I kicked a unicycler onece....he schased me and kicked my ass

I bet he isn't the only one who's kicked your ass before.

he WAS one of the first but after that......yeah nothins really changd i still get beaten up on a monthly basis :(

[DamnthatDavid]

The toys are things from my youth. My old military micromachines, and star wars micromachines. The gimmicks are old signs, postcards, pictures, posters, I have collected over the years.

Gameboy Color 2ft tall 3D Promotional case. Video Game Posters from the Magazines.
A hawaiian warning sign, warning people to not apporach Monk Seals. A Deutsher Fussball Bund patch, a Guiness steal sign.
Multiple pictures I have taken. Medals, movies, books. Everything.

thats a BB gun and a sword you can get at a junk store in china town.

How true, Airsoft. Used it in a prop for a college film project. And the sword, piece of crap. But still sharp enough to drive through human flesh. Or Zombie :chatter

[kellychaos]

there was a bum who got his hands on a unicycle in my neighborhood. Its funny to watch him ride it around while carrying two bags of empty cans.

Maybe one day ... when God smiles on him ... he can afford the other tire with all his recycling returns. Recycling? There's a joke in there somewhere. Anyway...