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kellychaos
Mar 22nd, 2004, 04:57 PM
That all the rest of the forum members are actually Jixby characters except YOU?! :eek
FartinMowler
Mar 22nd, 2004, 05:05 PM
Boogie isn't Jixby or he would have killed him in a horrible car crash a long time ago :/ or rough sex accident with belgium women.
Matt Harty
Mar 22nd, 2004, 05:17 PM
THIS WAS ALL VERY IMPORTANT
kellychaos
Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:12 PM
Indeed :posh ... Oh, and YOU too!
Spectre X
Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:14 PM
Misinformation Man :tear
Slinky Ferret
Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:14 PM
I am not a character. If I was, I would be witty and everyone would love me. Oh and I'd have an amusing name and draw interesting pictures.
kellychaos
Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:21 PM
Sorry. This is the Jixby Matrix. Because I'm "of" it, I'm programmed to think I'm not but I know I really am. It's just a gut feeling, I guess.
Slinky Ferret
Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:24 PM
No you just have an insecurity complex because I don't have my calvin icon anymore. >:
kellychaos
Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:28 PM
:) = http://mywebpages.comcast.net/aberge3/hobs.gif <<- ?
Slinky Ferret
Mar 23rd, 2004, 04:06 PM
>: how can you have avatar and no red cross?
sadie
Mar 23rd, 2004, 10:01 PM
if i were jixby, i think i'd know it. i mean, hot girls would be fawning all over me all the time and shit.
kellychaos
Mar 24th, 2004, 03:50 PM
I see that I may have mispoke or have been otherwise misunderstood. You see, you are only an aspect of Jixby ... perhaps a feminie aspect of him ... as are we all. For instance, it is an aspect such as this that compels Mr. Jixby to sit down when he pees. On the other hand, there are several male aspects that would compel him to post on the board that he does not. I hope I have clarified myself.
PILLOWFIGHT
Mar 24th, 2004, 04:05 PM
jixby says you are a blow qween behidn yoru back :/
kellychaos
Mar 24th, 2004, 04:08 PM
Jixby says I'm a blow queen behind ALL OUR BACKS. What part of this are you not getting?
whoreable
Mar 24th, 2004, 04:14 PM
ID RATHER BE A PILLOWFIGHT CHARACTER >:
PILLOWFIGHT
Mar 24th, 2004, 04:17 PM
characters are for babies :X
Slinky Ferret
Mar 24th, 2004, 04:54 PM
That rabbit picture is really disturbing.
kellychaos
Mar 24th, 2004, 05:02 PM
Only a Jixby character would be upset by animated rabbit gifs. Don't you see that?!
Slinky Ferret
Mar 24th, 2004, 05:26 PM
Only a Jixby character would be upset by animated rabbit gifs. Don't you see that?!

>: Jixby characters don't get upset.

I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREE FERRET!

Or something. :(
Comrade Rocket
Mar 24th, 2004, 05:43 PM
:hypno WE ARE JIXBY :hypno
da blob
Mar 24th, 2004, 06:06 PM
I am no jixby. Jixby is me.
ArrowX
Mar 24th, 2004, 11:30 PM
But Is Juxby A Jixby Character too?

I mean anof us vould be the REAL Jixby!

OMG

http://www.showandtellmusic.com/images/galleries/gallery%20b/mmanning.jpg
rainbowbrite
Mar 25th, 2004, 12:06 AM
I was about to say "Would the real jixby please stand up. Please stand up." but I realized how much I hate Eminem >:
kellychaos
Mar 25th, 2004, 03:42 PM
>: Jixby characters don't get upset.

I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREE FERRET!

Or something. :(

You are sooooo Jixby! The sooner you accept your binary essence, the better off you'll be. Being the product of an egomanical genius' brain isn't such a bad lot.
Slinky Ferret
Mar 25th, 2004, 04:46 PM
>: Jixby characters don't get upset.

I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREE FERRET!

Or something. :(

You are sooooo Jixby! The sooner you accept your binary essence, the better off you'll be. Being the product of an egomanical genius' brain isn't such a bad lot.

>: I am a girl therefore I cannot be a Jixby character.
Slinky Ferret
Mar 25th, 2004, 04:56 PM
You are sooooo Jixby! The sooner you accept your binary essence, the better off you'll be. Being the product of an egomanical genius' brain isn't such a bad lot.

>: Surely its an insult to Jixby to refer to me as a creation of his and he, my creator. For, if he is my creator, he did a fucking crap job!
kellychaos
Mar 25th, 2004, 05:13 PM
Surely, you are not seeing the whole puzzle as the great Jixby sees it behind his curtain, if you will. It is your slight, unique, imperfections that allow you to fit into a puzzle the complexity and magnitude that only one as the great Jixby can mastermind.
Slinky Ferret
Mar 25th, 2004, 05:23 PM
If that is so, why has he not declared his creation of me?

That is because I am a flawed creation.
Anonymous
Mar 25th, 2004, 06:27 PM
After skimming for 5 or less seconds, I can safely express my gratitude to myself for not reading this.
kahljorn
Mar 25th, 2004, 06:41 PM
FUCK ALL OF YOU, slinky is like one of the oldest posters on this board, so fuck you stupid slut kelly chaos whore nose noggen permission has been granted for you to fuck off i hate you leave the dancing ferret alone with the spongey hair and fuck anyone else who was being mean to her i only used one comma in this whole thing it's fucking amazing FUCKCUCYSOYOU.(and a period)