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Mike
Mar 23rd, 2004, 02:35 AM
He wants to love you all, but He's finding it increasingly difficult. >:

http://www.shanmonster.com/jesus/proof/crying.jpg

Edited due to Jesus-picture breakage and red-x-age.
Big McLargehuge
Mar 23rd, 2004, 02:39 AM
I'd hit it.
MEATMAN
Mar 23rd, 2004, 06:29 AM
If he were a bug, I'd squash Him.
Mr. Vagiclean
Mar 23rd, 2004, 01:03 PM
if your avatar was the sausage, i would mistaken you with Rongi
Big McLargehuge
Mar 23rd, 2004, 01:05 PM
JESUS DIED FOR YOU
Mike
Mar 23rd, 2004, 02:10 PM
http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/pikapika.jpg

PIKA PIKA!!!11!
camacazio
Mar 23rd, 2004, 02:26 PM
Jesus is so 2004 years ago.
ScruU2wice
Mar 24th, 2004, 01:38 AM
This is such blasphemy :|
phnompehn
Mar 24th, 2004, 07:28 AM
Show us on the doll where jesus touched you.
Mike
Mar 25th, 2004, 01:56 AM
The prickles made owies :(

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/owies.jpg
Bulletproof_Kennedy
Apr 2nd, 2004, 01:32 AM
JESUS DIED FOR YOU

http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v102/zechs_merquise/0thanks01.bmp
Supafly345
Apr 2nd, 2004, 02:22 AM
Aha yes, very nimble-witted, this is the best time to use that isn't it?
FromThe13thFloor
Apr 2nd, 2004, 08:32 PM
Jesus dies for my Chocolate Bunnies.
liquidstatik
Apr 2nd, 2004, 08:45 PM
This is such blasphemy :|
Yeh. :(
ArrowX
Apr 2nd, 2004, 09:34 PM
When Jesus came back from the dead my place of the dying for our sins thing was Voided :(
ProfessorCool
Apr 3rd, 2004, 02:35 AM
Did you father just shoot his jizzum onto your face and that's why you have that expression you are making on your avatar, arrow X?
Two-Faced
Apr 5th, 2004, 03:19 PM
WORD TO JESUS


and ew @ everyone's new ugly avatars
ArrowX
Apr 5th, 2004, 09:52 PM
No its just me Screwing around with my old webcam and the funny thing is THAT IS ME!!!!!
Ghost of Fraiser
Apr 5th, 2004, 10:50 PM
Your avatar sucks, Two Faced, did you make that yourself, huh?
Nails3 Jesus0
Apr 23rd, 2004, 06:50 PM
You are talking shit about avaitors..... I think you are all nerds.
Matt Harty
Apr 24th, 2004, 10:43 AM
ssssh
Nails3 Jesus0
Apr 24th, 2004, 12:18 PM
ssssh

ank?
the_dudefather
May 3rd, 2004, 06:51 AM
jesus died for our sins, but isnt letting yourself die (when you can perform miracles) suicide, and isnt suicide a sin?
executioneer
May 3rd, 2004, 10:19 AM
yea but it doesnt count when you can come back to life :rolleyes
Mike
Jun 17th, 2004, 02:30 AM
Bump. Jesus is still very dissapointed with you all. He wants an offering. He wants fresh meat this time. Who shall be sacrificed?
Perndog
Jun 17th, 2004, 11:11 AM
I must've missed this thread the first time around. Probably because Mock Wars never has anything interesting in it.

SAVE ME JEEBUS!
kellychaos
Jun 18th, 2004, 02:29 PM
Jesus called and left some very nasty voice mail for Mel Gibson.
Mike
Jun 18th, 2004, 03:14 PM
JESUS DOESN'T FEEL THAT YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH
kellychaos
Jun 18th, 2004, 03:33 PM
He knows if I've been naughty or nice. :(
Mike
Jun 18th, 2004, 06:07 PM
:boot