I don't have sex dreams

[rainbowbrite]

Is that odd? :(

[Mockery]

One man's nightmare is another man's sex.

:tear

[Jixby Phillips]

I never have sex dreams either. I think the closest was that I had a make-out dream with Alicia Witt.

[The Fifth Man]

I hate sex dreams. Whenever I have them it involves
someone I know. Sure the dream'd be hot and all, but for
about two, three weeks afterward it changes the way I
think about whatever girl I (didn't really) have sex with.

It really sucks when you think you actually did have sex with
them. You want a way to make a gigantic ass of yourself....

So I think it's for your own good that you don't have 'em.
They're nothing but trouble.

[BlueOatmeal]

Sex dreams make me sad. When I wake up I know it'll never happen to me. :horribledepression

[agroskaterik]

It sucks when you wake up from them when they're really good, and you try to fall back asleep into it, but it doesnt happen. :/

also when the girl turns into family members :(

[The Fifth Man]

Now, when you have a dream about having sex with a girl, then
think you actually did, THEN she turns into a family member...

THERE'S a recipe for fun on Thanksgiving reunions.

[DamnthatDavid]

I always dream about having sex with female strangers I hardly ever know. Or a girls in classes I hate personally, but are hot.

And they always seem taller then me.
Which is wierd, seeing how I'm 6'4.

[Dole]

live the dream, people

[rainbowbrite]

I think it's good not to have sex dreams.



Cleaner sheets :)

[Matt Harty]

Sometimes I don't have sex because i'm worried i'll get in trouble. Then I wake up and notice it was a dream. What a waste. :(

[Esuohlim]

Yeah! I always have dreams where I don't do anything because I think I'll regret it, and then I wake up and feel sad because I could have done it.

The bizarre thing about my sex/make out dreams is that I always have this feeling that the person I made out/had sex with had the same dream that I did that night.

[FartinMowler]

Some of the best sex I have had is when I'm dreaming and then I give teh wife a nuzzle and then do the funky chicken and melt some cheese if you know what I mean :)

[Slinky Ferret]

Some of the best sex I have had is when I'm dreaming and then I give teh wife a nuzzle and then do the funky chicken and melt some cheese if you know what I mean :)

I don't have a wife to nuzzle

So no >:

[Matt Harty]

The bizarre thing about my sex/make out dreams is that I always have this feeling that the person I made out/had sex with had the same dream that I did that night.

Yeah I do that alot. You feel like talking to the person more often, like they suddenly feel something different about you. It sucks having to seperate reality from dreams. Sometimes I get sad and try to fall back asleep and go into dreamland. :(

[rainbowbrite]

I never remember most of my dreams. But I remember a lot of them were good and worth remembering. :(

[Comrade Rocket]

Consider yourself lucky man, Some of mine will make me wake up and not want to go back to bed.

I once had a dream where whilst i was fucking the girl started to melt away. first her face and then the rest of her body. Finally her skin and muscles had melted away and her intestines jumped out and wrapped around me like a snake...

Im afraid to talk to that girl now :(

PS: and yes I did say Whilst

[executioneer]

RED WINGS GIVE YOU BULL :lol

-willie

[Terra]

I had a dream the other night where OAO was chasing me around the table yelling "I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK! I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK! I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK!!"

I had to wake myself up. :chatter

[Matt Harty]

I reccomend getting a life.

[Terra]

Like yours?

No thanks. :)

[rainbowbrite]

:)

[The Retro Kat]

LIEK, OMG R U GAY?

[Matt Harty]

LOL THIS IS THE PART WHERE RAINBROW N TERRY SUCK EACH OTHERS PEE PEE'S. :lol ^_^

[rainbowbrite]

Who's Terry? :/

[Matt Harty]

Go ahead and ask who Rainbrow is too. Make it more blatant that your an idiot.

[The Retro Kat]

LIEK, OMG CLOWNED!

[Karnage]

I've been having them for a while. Pretty nice, as even prety OK girls are good in these dreams. However, I woke up and din't fall asleep all night after I dreamed I was doing it with a sausage grinder. When I woke up, it really hurt... then I realized I had slept on it, and I had an erection. :( Hurt for days.

[Anonymous]

You may not believe this, but we've been waiting well over a month for that post.

[The One and Only...]

Yes. The Prophecy foretold us.

The Prophecy.

[Anonymouse]

I have decided to post in this thread....in accordance with the prophecy.

[maggiekarp]

Baaaaaaah.


A meat grinder sounds painful :/ Why didn't you wake up right away? :confused

[Emu]

Because only a meat grinder can provide true love.

[Karnage]

Wasn't any worse then doing it with my ex-girlfriend. And yes, I too have heard of...THE PROPHECY.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Man, the reason i avoid sex dreams is so i don't "mess myself"

[executioneer]

how exactly does one avoid a dream :/

[GADZOOKS]

You drop like a sack of potatoes when a man steals your GBC games.

[executioneer]

lol